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Time for another update!
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No wonder they eventually drink too much or develop an oxy habit.
The biggest privilege in the world is the privilege to fail. I spent the better part of a decade as basically a compete fuck up, making many poor decisions that would have had serious life altering consequences for a poor person. When I finally got my shit together, it was basically all fine. And I always knew if I got in real trouble somebody would bail me out.
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The Chinese came over and dropped pearls in the water. Really I mean big beautiful pearls. I’ve been married. Nobody knows pearls better than me. And these pearls, you wouldn’t believe it, ploop ploop ploop, right in the water. So they called it Pearl Harbor. And we were furious. “What a waste!” we said. Nobody knows this but we actually went to war over it.
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My interpretation: Imagine going into a desolate old Soviet town deep in Uzbekistan and the locals sneered at you thinking you were very lucky to see the splendor of the number one country in the world and they wish you’d get the hell out. Now imagine that in Walmart parking lot outside Gary, Indiana.
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And finally, the most liked posts since the last update.
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