COVID-19 (2): Turns out it's going to be pretty bad actually

I rode my mom pretty hard, w/o getting too graphic about how awful it would be for her to die alone on a ventilatior, and thought she was getting it. Then she calls me from Microcenter where her and my stepdad are shopping for a computer.

So for the next level, I kind of did with my Mom what I used to do with the teen in my life - tell a story that illustrates the point I want to get across, but w/o her being the main character in the story, so it’s not a direct confrontation kind of thing.

Later on when the context wasn’t me getting on her for Microcenter, I talked about how some people just weren’t getting it (her: I know, I know) and I don’t think some can really grasp how awful it will be to die alone in a hospital, in pain, on a ventilator, and have to say goodbye to your loved ones over facetime, at least until it happens to someone they know (she got quiet at this). But thankfully you get it, Mom, and no more Microcenter, right? Oh yes, I’ll be very safe. Don’t worry about me.

Narrator: well, you tried

At least my Dad is sufficiently terrified about this and I only have to worry about one parent.

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I mean, this would be true if we didnt have the capability to spread it person to person.

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My Dad lives alone. Mom lives with stepdad.

My Dad is 78 and a few months ago talked about looking into assisted living for the first time. Which makes me incredibly sad but also soooooooooooo glad it hadn’t happened yet when this hit.

Until a few years ago my dad worked part time in an assisted living home. I am also sooooooo glad he’s fully retired now. He was older than some of the residents lol.

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Ahhhh, there goes my nuclear family bias showing.

Sorry bout that.

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Microaggression! ;)

Not to belittle actual microaggressions which I completely agree are real get off my back Victor :p

Unstuck, March 10:

Depending on your level of concern, you may want to get a pulse oximeter on Amazon shipped to you ($15-20) and keep an eye on it.

CNN, today:
pulseox

Unstuck leading the zeitgeist by 6 weeks as usual. :grinning:

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Got mine 6 weeks ago almost to the day!

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Same. Bought one as soon as we started discussing them on here:

I see you laid out the extra dollar to get non-blushing pink. Baller

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Holy fucking shit

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She’s got some guns.

Maybe if the migration of 22 doesn’t work out, Mason can open a new forum called 6 + 7 + 5 = 19

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Also, she’s probably got some guns.

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@bestof

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Nobody in Puerto Rico has received US bailout cheque’

The mayor of San Juan, the largest city in Puerto Rico, says not a single person on the US island territory has yet received their $1,200 stimulus cheque from the US federal government.

Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz told MSNBC on Saturday: “No-one in Puerto Rico has received their $1,200 coronavirus stimulus cheques from the federal government. We’re having problems with a local $500 cheque that the governor said was going to be distributed.”

She added that there was a backlog of around 130,000 unemployment applications.

Earlier this week, the island’s treasury secretary said around 486,000 Puerto Ricans should expect to receive an email this weekend informing them that they are eligible to receive the federal bailout money.

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I was really hoping that was real, but alas:

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Saw Django Unchained last night for the first time. Can’t see that mask without thinking of this:

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Wow. The brain Swiss cheese required to make that sign is really amazing.

I bet they could solve the word search and find “hick” in “chicken” lickety split.

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