LOL Democrats - Tik Tok on the clock, but the party don't stop

[Riverman]

Possibly the worst one yet

https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1534859614637985793?s=21&t=_-3vFMgA-D08Si5-_3XTNA

[dlk9s]

Not sure where this goes, so here it is:

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1534887586556268545

[Effen]

I just stabbed myself repeatedly with a fork.

[jmakin]

no Nancy this absolutely does not surprise me

[Trolly]

Can we at least wait until Pride Month is over before talking about how great Reagan was?

[kre8tive]

This reaches theater of the absurd levels of WTF

[kre8tive]

[SirOsis]

A gentleman champion of wealth inequality maybe. What was she doing, introducing BTS to sing a country-healing, awkward acapella version of Come Together?

[anon38180840]

Nancy Pelosi would really just like conservatives to please be nice to her.

Like hey Nancy, ya fucking dumbass, who do you think they were hanging first after Pence?

[otatop]

Bernie to Dems: Change course before you nosedive in November

Bernie Sanders has something to get off his chest: Without a course correction, he sees the Democratic Party on track to get shellacked this fall.

As the progressive Vermonter, not one to mince words, put it in an interview on Tuesday: “You really can’t win an election with a bumper sticker that says: ‘Well, we can’t do much, but the other side is worse.’”

“The Republicans stand an excellent chance of gaining control of the House and quite possibly the Senate,” Sanders said. While the GOP’s anti-abortion stance and opposition to more sweeping firearm restrictions may help Democrats, he warned that if they “think that they’re gonna march to victory based on those issues, I think that that is not correct.”

It’s a long-shot attempt to break the malaise hanging over the Democratic Party as Biden’s polling remains underwater and its senators grow nervous about holding their majority with Republicans favored to take the House. Many Democrats are hoping bad Republican candidates, a Biden rebound or a last-minute flurry of modest legislation could help save their congressional majorities.

Sanders, though, is done with such happy thoughts.

“Say to the American people: ‘Look, we don’t have the votes to do it right now. We have two corporate Democrats who are not going to be with us,’” Sanders said, referring to Sens. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.).

“The leadership has got to go out and say we don’t have the votes to pass anything significant right now. Sorry. You got 48 votes. And we need more to pass it. That should be the message of this campaign.”

[j8i3h289dn3x7]

This does not, in fact, come as a surprise to me.

[dlk9s]

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1534956167104962560

[iron81]

@otatop

“The leadership has got to go out and say we don’t have the votes to pass anything significant right now. Sorry. You got 48 votes. And we need more to pass it. That should be the message of this campaign.”

@iron81

People need to lower their expectations. If you learned to be happy with what the Dems have done, you would be more effective at convincing others to vote D in 2022. That leads to more Ds and more good stuff. If you want the filibuster gone, we’ll need 53 D senators. If you want SCOTUS packed, maybe 56.

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[superuberbob]

The adult professionals, not disabled children

The fuck is wrong with you?

[iron81]

Apparently what’s wrong with me is I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[Lawnmower_Man]

He’s a sock puppet for the MPAA and RIAA.

[SirOsis]

She looks like she should be luring children to her gingerbread house in the woods; no doubt she’d be more effective at that than being a FUCKING US SENATOR

“Oooh yes, I’ve got Across The Aisle Chocolate Tiles and Minority Rule Sugar Jewels, Only Married Nookie Cookies and Voter Suppression Caramel Confections! Just take what you get and ask nothing of me, I’ve got all the candy you need, Gen Z!”

[Riverman]

https://twitter.com/sawyerhackett/status/1536438140210118656?s=21&t=XSUhY2Utt5W5_4LcFjkhZQ

[MikeHoncho]

[jmakin]

this headline made me chortle. didnt this same network try to tell people for 4 years that presidents don’t have much if any control over the stock market’s performance? what an idiotic headline, what does it even serve to accomplish? hahahahaha burn this all down