GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

[iron81]

@Xiaolongbao

Yeah they have these red light cameras where you randomly are not allowed to turn right for “safety”, except that the only warning is a small sign hanging from the traffic light. Anyone unfamiliar with the area or street is getting caught cause you can turn right on red 99% of the time.

(2022 LC Thread—New Year, New Thread - #4473 by iron81):

@iron81

What part of the country has “No Turn on Red” signs on 1% of lights?

@Xiaolongbao

Are you saying that 1% is low or high? You can turn right on red pretty much everywhere in Florida where they don’t have a traffic camera waiting to give you a ticket. You can see the no turn on red signs hanging on the light in this photo.

@iron81

Low. Here it’s 20-30%.

[Devil]

@NotBruceZ

This seems like a reasonable offer

Not according to Jones’ lawyer.

[TheNewT50]

Alternate title:

Tough guy learns it’s harder to chop something down than it looks.

[hey_you]

First you need the right tools:

i put minecraft music over the video of rep. madison cawthorn punching a rotten tree

[Danspartan]

As a scientist, need you to test this hypothesis and report back. Thanks.

[clovis8]

Why would he settle given he will never pay a dollar?

[dlk9s]

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1729866145975418994

[beetlejuice]

https://twitter.com/30rockposts/status/1729674043865858258?t=LjP5Z9C7hQjpgaKR8WJyew&s=19

[hokie]

So what is happening? Conservative astroturfing?

[Trolly]

she READ A SCHOLASTIC BOOK THAT SPARKED A DEBILITATING PORN ADDICTION.

damn I must have also read that book when I was a pre-teen boy

[Bigoldnit]

Basically, yeah. The thread says she works in PR for a company that publishes right wing childrens books and is trying to replace Scholastic book fairs with book fairs run by a closely alligned company.

[hokie]

[freddbird]

That sure is a unique way to market her upcoming OnlyFans account release.

[clovis8]

TIL puberty is triggered by certain books.

[MimosaDef]

Need to notify my lawyer to start the paperwork against Erin Gray and Silver Spoons.

[NotBruceZ]

I remember getting excited by Clan of the Cave Bear.

[LFS]

For people who don’t Twitter and others who want to know more about this poor woman whose porn addiction was somehow triggered by a Scholastic book despite being homeschooled:

Mysterious woman tells school board that Scholastic book sparked porn addiction

[WichitaDM]

Imagine being a fly on the wall for the planning phase of these dumb GOP manuevers.

[Danspartan]

@MimosaDef

Need to notify my lawyer to start the paperwork against Erin Grey and Buck Rogers in the 25th century.

I’m a few years older than you.

[wirelessgrinder]

Where were the parents at? Middle america now it’s a tragedy!