GOP Insanity Containment 2: This is the Place. This is the Time, Cowboy.

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Obviously watching their own porn. Addiction is genetic, you know

"It is unclear how an 11-year-old Burkhardt obtained the Scholastic book that allegedly caused her porn addiction. It appears she was home-schooled. Burkhardt did not respond to a request for comment sent via Facebook. "

I rest my case.

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Nothing better than discovering that one of the books in your school library is secretly horny af.

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I’ve never been the same after Captain Underpants

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I think youre about my age so I wont need to Chris Hansen you for a book that came out in 97.

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I’ll be suing Alyssa Milano from Who’s the Boss.

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I read that at age 11 or so. Then I discovered there were sequels.

Jolie in Hackers.

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Did you watch her in Foxfire?

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I’ve said before that I owe Kathy Ireland a heartfelt apology, but now I can sue her?

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never heard of it

Sunny is slightly too late but pretty close. Pam Anderson in Baywatch or Vanessa Angel in Weird Science.

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Poor boy…

Taylor Hansen for me

The singer? Mmmbop kid?

Elle Macpherson, Paulina Porizkova, Christie Brinkley…

Sears catalog.

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Can I sue Kohl’s for their weekly ads?

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