2022 LC Thread—New Year, New Thread

he got so tired of fake meat he started craving man flesh

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WOO PIG SOOIE

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There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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That’s the joke, but the execution is off. B-.

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anything else felt too on the nose

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https://mobile.twitter.com/NunoClara_/status/1571142901870268417

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GAINESVILLE, Fla. ― About five hours before his companion allegedly fired a bullet toward several protesters, and a day before police charged him with attempted homicide, Colton Fears, in an interview with HuffPost, laid out the grievances that had brought him to town. “Basically, I’m just fed up with the fact that I’m cis-gendered, I’m a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side,” said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. “And I get demonized if I don’t accept certain things.”

You might already have this. And it’s free. Just go to your local public library and get a library card. Mine allows me access to tons of newspapers through the library’s online portal. It’s a bit clunky because you can’t click a direct link (from an unstuck post, for example), but you can read the article and you don’t need to be worried that you’re stealing something (which I know does bother some people)

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Never not funny:

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This is both amusing and disturbing.

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I wish his technique was better

Theres some economic theories around value that suggest that single fees are more profitable than popne offs, in particular for things with a low marginal value.

Theres a bunch of stuff you might pay 25 cents for. Theres also a bunch you wouldnt pay 25 for, but you might pay 10.

The idea is that you include all the 10s and 5s and others in what you are willing to pay as a one of.

Of course. Lol economics 101. Subscriptions mostly suck people in and they keep paying cos they are lazy.

I bet there’s a market for some kind of Marvel-themed spinoff theme park.

There is! It’s called “Avengers Campus” and Disney already did it in California at Disneyland. It just opened up. I hope to be able to go some day, but every time we talk about flying to California we worry about what would happen if someone got Covid. At least with Florida we could drive back home. I still worry about getting stuck at a vacation destination.

Edit: https://disneyland.disney.go.com/destinations/disney-california-adventure/avengers-campus/

Surely this already exists/is in the works?

Edit: ponied by jman

It would be fun to dress up as Batman and see if they kick you out of the Avengers Campus.

They would not be amused.

Are there any food delivery apps that aren’t gouging the shit out of restaurants and delivery guys?

Put vacation shaming into the same bucket as kink shaming.

I don’t know why people would take a vacation to run a marathon but I just assume they enjoy it, much like adults going to Disney or another theme park.

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