The CDC has been taking a lot of grief in the COVID thread, but here they are, nobly trying to stave off the upcoming pandemic:
This is why I always express my romantic feelings in the way God intended: By mounting my bearded dragon from behind.
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This is absolutely bonkers.
I love running and the idea of “ultra” runs seems stupid to me. Like, fine, I get the obsession with pushing limits but I can’t imagine any personal impulse to run farther than a marathon. And I didn’t even particularly enjoy running marathons.
wait, are you serious?
holy fucking shit you are. It really is the .com boom all over again. Everyone remember classic, historic Candlestick park? I mean 3COM park at Candlestick point?
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Am I jaded in wondering what kind of drug cocktail he is on?
I really love reminding people in LA that it’s not Staples Center anymore. It rustles jimmies. And then I point out that they’re somehow emotionally attached to a building being named after an office-supply retailer.
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I always felt The Forum was a great venue name. I’m still rustled that we lost that.
Unlike that train, your pony isn’t running on time.
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This is what’s happening in Democrat-run cities!
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No way this was three years ago
https://twitter.com/youwontbelaffin/status/1481989962950078466?s=21
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Did you ever let her know how you came to be able to pull it off? Or did you leave her wondering?
Bastard called now that it’s 1200 estimate cost. Two weeks later. I thought they gave up on the stupid scratch 
I wouldn’t complain about $1200 if there was actual body damage. Even twenty years ago it seemed that any body damage cost at less $1000 to repair.
Maybe you should go on CNN and talk about Biden’s Inflation Crisis.
Fake Coachella lineups are nearly indistinguishable from real Coachella lineups.
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