This is nuts.
https://twitter.com/johnschreiber/status/1481770722271760384?s=21
Unlike that train, your pony isn’t running on time.
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This is what’s happening in Democrat-run cities!
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No way this was three years ago
https://twitter.com/youwontbelaffin/status/1481989962950078466?s=21
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Did you ever let her know how you came to be able to pull it off? Or did you leave her wondering?
Bastard called now that it’s 1200 estimate cost. Two weeks later. I thought they gave up on the stupid scratch 
I wouldn’t complain about $1200 if there was actual body damage. Even twenty years ago it seemed that any body damage cost at less $1000 to repair.
Maybe you should go on CNN and talk about Biden’s Inflation Crisis.
Fake Coachella lineups are nearly indistinguishable from real Coachella lineups.
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It’ll take years, maybe even decades for people to stop calling it that at least, and that’s what matters.
I still call Willis Tower the Sears Tower and I still call wherever the fuck the White Sox play Comiskey Park.
Whatchu talkin bout Willis Tower?
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Did you ever interact with Land O Lakes on 2p2? He’s an ultra runner with a few… personality quirks. Seemed pretty decent overall and could be funny at times, but definitely had a weird angle on life.
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Long distance runners and wrestlers have always been the weirdest group of people to me. I swear they like pain.
Ultramarathoners are definitely going to eat absurd amounts of food. They burn way more calories than a normal active person.
As was the detailed description of what that did to his bowel movements.
oregon pickles are bigger, and more green. also potentially saltier? i dunno. i’m somewhat impressed they left the tweet up and committed to the bit.