Just googled it. Holy shit.
Tarrifs on Chinese viruses incoming.
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Is there a more self-regardingly lame non-pol poster on 2+2 than Zeno?
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Zeno is what I imagine your typical Zappa fan is like.
I’m trying to think of Zappa fans I’ve known, and can’t. Maybe I just avoided them for other reasons and never go to know their music tastes.
A couple of his early albums are very good, though.
His song about hippies being “completely out to lunch”, released during the height of hippydom, is hilarious.
I used to live there.
My friends are safe there though. For now.
This guy is currently on Netflix 
I think one of the best things he did wasn’t music at all.
Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… the track listing from the 200 Motels album:
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Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
Mystery Roach
Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
Tuna Fish Promenade
Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Touring Can Make You Crazy
Would You Like A Snack?
Redneck Eats
Centerville
She Painted Up Her Face
Janet’s Big Dance Number
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Mysterioso
Shove It Right In
Lucy’s Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
I’m Stealing The Towels
Dental Hygene Dilemma
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Penis Dimension
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
Magic Fingers
Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch
Dew On The Newts We Got
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
The Girls Dream
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
Cut 1 ‘Coming Soon!..’
Cut 2 ‘The Wide Screen Erupts…’
Cut 3 ‘Coming Soon !..’
Cut 4 ’ Frank Zappa’s 200 Motels…’
Magic Fingers (Single Edit)
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My 18v milwaukee cordless hammer drill broke literally the exact day the 5 year warranty was up.
My God, what has zikzak done??!!
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But only in the symbolic, non-literal, just-blowing-off-steam way, right? Right??
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Take it in. Maybe they cut you some slack.
Would a popcorn.gif be beyond the pale?
They did not. I went into a home depot and there was a Milwaukee rep there who looked at my label which said “1504…” said that meant April 2015 and I’m good. Go to Anaheim and get repair or replace. I go to Anaheim and they say it’s the 4th week of 2015 and warranty expired the 4th week of 2020. No love.
If I ever seek to stage a coup here, the walrus will be my atomic bomb. Rival forum with walruses run on the hour, every hour.
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Bastards
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