The immigrant proudly finishes his citizenship exam and sincerely expresses his love for apple pie and cheddar cheese. Unaware of one final test, he stares in horror as the proctor brings over a pie, a block of cheese, and a blender, and calmly utters, “Prove it.”
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Amusing that human males should be aiming for the exact opposite to save their species.
Condoms people!!
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I feel like we should all just give up and go home. No one is out-achieving this guy
https://twitter.com/usembassyseoul/status/1216592030614179840?s=21
Movie theaters suck.
His parents beat him when he got an A- in high school.
This is the clear best answer. But barring that somewhat close between exact center, center and toward the back, center.
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A good friend of mine from undergrad ended up getting a job for New Belgium Brewing doing mass spectrometry analysis on their water.
Vermont codified cheese on apple pie? I am moving there and now I am 100% berniebro.
When I was a kid watching corvette summer, I turned to my friend and said “See that guy there? The one from Star Wars? He is going to do something really significant one day.”
I salute you Mark, and may all your summers have crash free corvettes in them.
Not to take away from his ridiculous achievements but pretty much every US astronaut has a similar resume, it’s fucking nuts.
It does take something like 12 gallons of sap, collected drop by drop from trees to make 1 gallon of syrup so it’s going to be more expensive than sugar and food coloring.
Netflix has a mini documentary about this heist and it’s wild.
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The best answer is anywhere you can see the screen clearly from, stupid old eyes.
Out-achieved by a Galapagos giant tortoise imo
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@JohnnyTruant I’m gonna post that hot dog chili recipe in the cooking thread lmk what you think
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And somehow his parents are still disappointed in him.
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He’s not going to space for another few years so is he really an astronaut?
I’m sure many parents tried to get there kids to be astronauts alough some like mine done it the traditional way by a swift kick up the A… 