Our NYEs consist of the wife and I sitting on the couch watching Anderson for the past few years. Always a good laugh.
Side story that I’m sure real New Yorkers will hate- when we were younger for many years in a row we use to go to the city New Year’s Day and do all the touristy stuff my mom likes. Get there around noon, cupcakes at Magnolias for brunch, picture with the tree, drinks at Marriot Marque, food/drinks at Carmine’s. Great way to start the year
Annual Twilight Zone marathon is the only good way to celebrate NYE.
Leases in Texas say something like, “a non-occupant cannot stay more than x consecutive nights or more than y nights per month,” where x is less than 3 and y is less than 5. Of course it’s something I’ve just ignored because it’s awful, but that could’ve gotten me into a sticky situation.
Currently doing the whole gf and I started drinking to early so one of us is passed out in the hotel room half an hour to midnight while the other one is chilling in their phone and couldn’t be more content.
There is a god.
About to call in a dui on a trumper
I’d call in a Bernie Bro, fuck drunk driving. You can get hundreds of Ubers or Lyfts for the price of a DUI.
There is absolutely NO REASON to drunk drive, none, ziltch…
There is every reason NOT TOO drunk drive…
https://mobile.twitter.com/finley_yates/status/1198613697234702336
https://mobile.twitter.com/finley_yates/status/1198767480535207937
Is that what you’re doing with your tenant?
Is it because they’re homeless?
Or exceptionally privileged?
Que Pear
I mean, the serious answer is that I would absolutely let a tenant break a lease if they maintained the property. Was this supposed to be a gotcha?
I hear you… I phoned my cousin in Canberra last night and it was his morning… Said all the usual stuff and I asked how the fires were and he said it’s all OK as we have a Uwt. 
I didn’t realise it was that bad until Chris showed the Canberra parliament… 
Whoever suggested the podcast Still Processing, I love you. Great show. Listened to several episode today.
Lol everyone at the party told her not to drive
She just got off some long rant about mexicans and bailed
I just called in the area and make/model/color of the car. Doubt anything happened.