Those pointy elbows, tho… hers too.
Underrated aspect of Bernie’s campaign is his name is perfect for chants.
BER-NIE SAN-DERS
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https://mobile.twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1198028454123515904
https://mobile.twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1197686251819810816
WOW!
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Thought I’d share this for the folks who want to compromise on achieving M4all.
https://mobile.twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1198150937292034048
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Weird, didn’t stutter.
Honestly, he’s the perfect candidate for Ohio/Michigan/Wisconsin: an entitled, dumb, paternalistic old white guy who thinks racism is saying the n word.
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lol, Sanders would massively outperform Biden in the Midwest.
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So we would win the election?
Man, I’m kind of embarrassed to admit this, but while doing the dishes today it suddenly struck me that I am actually already morbidly looking forward to the homophobic smear of Buttigieg and ensuing media cycle distraction Trump is going to unveil at some point. Like always, his bigot-savant mind will find the perfect Tweet that – while being obviously horrible - will somehow exist in that stupidly supposed “gray area” of language that he always lands on.
(To be clear, it won’t be “gray” at all; it will be stark to anyone who is not being dishonest, but it will be just vague enough to let pinheads argue about it on CNN for 36 hours.)
Pretty Boy Pete.
It’s only racist if you say it in public. Saying it at home or with close friends doesn’t make you racist, obviously.
Sad to say that’s a really good one, though maybe too subtle for Dear Dotard.
Probably not a great idea to start workshopping them here, though.
He’ll call him Pinocchio Pete and probably won’t even bother to tie it in with dishonesty.
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I legit don’t understand how some of us here haven’t been published, when these takes get spewed and then printed and then re-spewed almost hourly
https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/471368-the-democratic-ticket-trump-doesnt-want-in-2020
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https://mobile.twitter.com/KDbyProxy/status/1196155022259740673
https://mobile.twitter.com/KDbyProxy/status/1196165620003418112
https://mobile.twitter.com/KDbyProxy/status/1196167805873381376
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I’m way behind schedule, but still working on the platform to make this happen.
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Onion
El Bloombito officially in and prepared to waste millions that could help other candidates around the country and/or feed the homeless or reduce student loan debt for those who are struggling.
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I have a hard time with unbelievable things like tulsi gabbard vice presidential candidate as a dem.