Whereupon We Pontificate About Poor Media Outlet Choices

No Florida city should be on any list as a place that might be remotely walkable. Miami and Tampa are insane. Like, Maybe you could pick one of the new urbanism cities in the panhandle like Seaside, but those hardly qualify as cities on the global scale. Wtf are these people on?

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Raccoon City pretty unwalkable.

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Damn that’s the worst criteria I’ve ever seen

I think they got confused when they heard how there were so many walkers in Florida.

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probably an AI generated list.

https://x.com/FrankConniff/status/1825765484370764269

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https://x.com/mcopelov/status/1825760784967733671

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https://x.com/JuddLegum/status/1825784820187750607?t=C4f6oaGuKuk8iixJrDT0Ew&s=19

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this feels like one of those things where the editor told them to write 5000 words so they’re just filling up the space with anything they can think of

For anyone who didn’t/can’t click through to see the full quote…this is wild even for lolmedia standards.

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The enemy of the people is almost as shook as their boy DJT.

I grew up in Detroit and as a kid, it was very walkable. I could walk to school, to the candy store, the bowling alley, golf course, movie theatre, drug store, department store…really anyplace a kid would want to go. It was great for that reason. Then we moved to Florida. Mom or dad would have to drive me to the school bus stop, and it would take me a half hour to walk out of my subdivision, which I never even attempted to do. I could only go places by myself again when I turned 16 and got a driver’s license and a car.

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https://x.com/PolitiFact/status/1825753489273729512

he put forth budgets cutting medicare every year he was in power, but this time he said he’s not going to so we rate this claim mostly false… BoThSiDeS

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https://x.com/torriangray/status/1825935027961737307?t=9LVMy2tOd8SnCIOdKrsksw&s=19

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https://x.com/GrantBrisbee/status/1825942018209755439

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Nah magazine and Claiborne buses are useful too

Make sure you go after Metal Man first, than I think Wood Man is weak to Metal Man’s saw weapon.

I sent an email to the guy who rated this.

I used to start with Flash Man because it had the best music.

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But this time we’ll assume he’s telling the truth.

What a bunch of useless pricks.

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