LOL.
If we assume the bars are correct and they just messed up the numbers, it still seems sus. I thought that mass shootings went down during COVID because everything shut down.
“Is said to”
Lololololol they’re going to be so flabbergasted when they’re loaded on the trains first
The ultra-rare accurate headline!
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NYT needs to hire whoever wrote that one.
Rolling Stone’s politics stuff had been dead accurate for a while.
so secret it’s an article complete with glamour (?) shot of one of the perps
Still the best:
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“Hey at least it wasn’t Muslims”
https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1513888010865197068?s=21&t=sLXNwOBgQyGjNnKLIx85EA
whomp whomp
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Who the hell would voluntarily pay money for CNN content?
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Not sure which is worse, paying for CNN+ or USA Today
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That reminds me of a skit from a recent Chapo episode where some kid was going to Oberlin on an infographics scholarship. I bet USA Today would be one of the department’s top employment options.
(Screams into the void)
https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1513899475554783235?s=21&t=sLXNwOBgQyGjNnKLIx85EA
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I had to reread this 8 times before I was sure it wasn’t the Pitchbot.
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If you don’t click through, you miss the best part! The headline:
Of course, that’s not as bad as the original headline:
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They are free to express their views all they’d like.
The FUCKING NEW YORK GODDAMN TIMES is under no obligation to publish their views
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They don’t want meany doodoo heads to criticize their shitty views though, they want everyone to just smile and nod like the good old days where being a white man was all that mattered.
BUH MUH FREEZE PEACH!