Whereupon We Pontificate About Poor Media Outlet Choices

Jort inauthenticity us certainly the biggest issue in America, there’s no doubt about that.

They are only jorts if they come from the Jorts region in France, otherwise they are just sparkling jeans.

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https://twitter.com/journospostls/status/1410012597156466692?s=21

https://twitter.com/NSAGov/status/1410025399032193027

That’s exactly what someone would say if they were secretly spying on you. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!

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I sincerely do not know what “jorts” are. I think that I will not be ashamed when I learn what they are.

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There was a Kentucky basketball player who was nicknamed Jorts because he wore jorts to his recruiting visit. I will defend that I wore jorts to his senior day game, but that is it.

That both confuses and angers me. I still don’t know what jorts are! Denim kilt?

“Minecraft entrepreneur and hentai enthusiast” sounds more like a seventh grader than a 92 year old

National political reporter for NBC:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1410333375332814853?s=21

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ummm

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https://twitter.com/vanjchan/status/1409961422415712257?s=20
https://twitter.com/vanjchan/status/1409965335588057089?s=20

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What are “Near Asians”? Russians?

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I… wow.

White people with “yellow fever”.

Please be onion

Literally no evidence in the story except, uh, not favoring donors?

I heard its because she’s uppity.

Surprisingly entertaining movie though.