In 9th place with no points
Song: What Lies Ahead
Artist: SEMBLANT
5 Likes
from here on everyone did an okay job and itās just based on my mood at the moment
1 Like
Not mine, but I like this.
4 Likes
In 8th place with 2 points
Song: Rollercoaster
Artist: Bleachers
Oh great, a hipster asshole who is probably very talented at making music but decided to dedicate his talents into making Jason Biggs movies soundtracks because of irony or post-irony. That douche probably has NFTs.
Edit - he does.
3 Likes
A+ gif game to start.
2 Likes
Whatās the category again?
songs youāve never heard before
In 7th place with 3 points
Song: Sweetest Kill
Artist: Broken Social Scene
So this is the only artist iāve heard before. Iām sure this is super good for the low-fi dark thiingy itās suppose to be. I didnāt feel it. Also the video is very unpleasant and shit is super long for no reason. my main judging criteria ended up being am i having a good time bro and iām straight up not having a good time, bro.
3 Likes
This was me and my terrible performance in this walrus continues. I will say I saw these results coming based on my hatred of the category choices.
3 Likes
itās not you itās me
1 Like
the next few songs got shuffled a bit in the order based on arbitrary things
I have only ever railed these things and Iām like 75% sure the first song is matt.
Also I love bleachers so Iām glad I didnāt join
5 Likes
Bottom 2 were great. 7th bored me.
Most importantly, no nodium!
2 Likes
In 6th place with 4 points
Song: Own Me
Artist: bĆ¼low
so this one is a casualty of timing. this AliExpress billie eilish entry was actually in 3rd on my initial ranking, but i grew to like some of the other songs a bit more. the first 30 seconds of the songs are very cool but then like nothing changes or happens. i guess it āworksā with the fact that nothing happens in the video either.
2 Likes
nah, you should join. i only judge one category. walrus are fun. weāre having fun. this is fun.
2 Likes
The fuck is this
1 Like
bulow - own me reminded me of this moment in the snl skit, so maybe it helped
3 Likes
in 5th place with 5 points
Song: Christophe Waltz
Artist: The Electric Peanut Butter Company
there is a very famous song from one of the most famous albums in 1970s israel pop music. the song lyrics writer (also very famous) later said he wrote the words to it in 2 minutes while the song composer (you know, very famous) had him in a headlock yelling āwrite a song write a songā. maybe thatās why it includes brilliant lines like āthe sun is like a hard boiled eggā.
I imagine quentin tarantino did the same to these guys, as he needed the last piece to one of his soundtracks. itās alright.
3 Likes
in 4th place with 6 points
Song: Different Kind
Artist: Frisco
so hereās the thing. if i had to pick the song iād most likely to turn up if itās on the radio while iām driving, this will be in first.
the problem is i just like grime and i didnāt really like a lot of the other things. iāve heard enough of the genre to know this is a perfectly serviceable grime song, but nothing much more.
i liked it. dude got good flow. lyrics are trash. hook guy is awesome. not mad at it.
2 Likes
I DID IT
3 Likes