I’ll get mine done this week.
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Fucking loud things about to happen.
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A few of these submissions felt like NotBruceZ troll entries. I wouldn’t say there were any massive home runs like @CanadaMatt3004’s French thing he submitted to me last time. But there is some good stuff here. On to the rankings!
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In 12th place (1 point):
Collective Soul - Heavy
Uhh…Just because the song is called “Heavy” doesn’t mean that it’s “fucking loud”. Sure, it’s loud for the group that did “The World I Know” and “December”, but I’m not grading on a curve with respect to the band here. This is not a bad song, but this is not what I was looking for at all with this category.
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In 11th place (2 points):
Poe - Choking the Cherry
LOL this is a band and not the singer who sang “Angry Johnny” and “Hey Pretty”, right? RIGHT? OMG it’s the same person. I wouldn’t even call this “loud” much less “fucking loud”. It sucks to nodium this because I actually like it, but massive category fail.
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In 10th place (3 points):
Number One Cup - Ease Back Down
The last (and best) of what I’d consider significant category fails. I like this song, but fucking loud it is not. It’s straight up alt-rock, which I like, but it’s not for here.
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Yeah, that’s me. I hadn’t a clue what to submit, I should have just sent you something very loud that you’d have hated.
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No nodium!!
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I will admit being a stickler for category fit.
I was more hoping for something very loud that I would have liked. 
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In 9th place (4 points):
Klaxons - Atlantis To Interzone
This is in the realm of “loud but not fucking loud”. The only super loud parts are the electronic whatever those noises are, and honestly I could have done with less of that. Otherwise, like the 10th place finisher, it’s a pretty catchy rock song that I would normally rank very highly if not for the category.
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Well, yeah, but that was exactly what I couldn’t think of.
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In 8th place (5 points):
Primal Scream - Accelerator
I had to switch out the video that was sent because it wasn’t available in my country. I only knew of Primal Scream from “Rocks”; I think that’s all they are known for in the US. Anyhoo, this is significantly louder than that song. There is a lot of extra noise in this song that contributes to the loud, but I’m not sure helps me like it more.
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I’m in for some fucking loudness
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Damn there is a curse
I have to admit I hought this would do better
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In 7th place (6 points)
Brockhampton - Boogie
This was the hardest to rank. It’s fun as shit, and I like it a lot. But is it really “fucking loud”? I can kinda see it, but I have to try REALLY hard. I can’t in good faith rank this too high, but points for thinking outside the box and submitting something great.
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In 6th place (7 points):
Judas Priest - Painkiller
I’ve never really listened to much Judas Priest. This song sounds vaguely familiar. It’s loud enough. When I saw the over 6 minute length, I was worried that it was going to wear out its welcome. It surprisingly didn’t, although the final minute is a bit silly.
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That’s what I almost did. I had a hard time thinking of something that fits “loud all the time” but does not have growls.
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This reveal beautifully timed to upset any resident royalists who live in my vicinity
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In 5th place (8 points):
Anti-Nowhere League - So What?
This is a fun gritty punk song. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard the original before, just the Metallica cover. It’s loud enough, but also catchy enough to chant along in a bar. Solid pick.
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In 4th place (9 points):
Shinedown - Enemies
Aside from “Devour”, this is my favorite Shinedown song. It’s certainly loud enough. Takes a bit of a familiarity penalty, both from it being a pretty big hit and also being the theme for Monday Night Raw for a few years, so it stays just off the podium.
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