From my brief preview of the submissions for that category, I think it’s going to be another stacked category where some good submissions will be forced to rank lower than they deserve.
When I actually went through the Haversford playlist I ate some crow. I wanted to submit this originally but I went with a track that had MASSIVE influence on bangers for years to come.
Actually, lol, here was my first reaction and something I’m not faking being interested in enough to write a bunch of words about, and I kinda want you to do an All BANGERS Walrus in the future because,
that’s literally my only acquired wisdom!
This is the only Walrus category ever where after seeing the reveal I’m more confused than before. It’s a delicious mystery.
Ironically, maybe the only other piece of acquired wisdom is that we actually maybe have similar tastes and if I shared what I personally thought were BANGERS you’d maybe love them… But who the hell knows!
I was playing this category as a meta-Lodden-Thinks: What does Contestent think Meb thinks Tom Haverford (Tom of the show in that era or current post-show fictional Tom aged accordingly? Hmm… I went with the former) thinks…
Hence, Glamorous by Fergie.
And then you said you personally don’t like Fergie and I was like well aw sheeit there goes that. That tune doesn’t mean much to me either! But corny ass Tom in the club shouting IF U AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE UR BROKE ASS HOME is quintessential Tom. Imho obv.
Not exactly, but… well, if we’re specifying Tom Haverford, they are the kind of music a guy who goes to strip clubs because he thinks that’s cool to do listens to all the time.
Fuck, I should’ve posted this. I didn’t get my entries in until last minute because I couldn’t think of any good ideas, and now that the thing is going on, I’m remembering songs that would have been better submissions.
The true answer to that question is that I actually like Pitbull. He is literally the King of bangers! I definitely do play up how much I like Pitbull in a slightly satirical manner.
I can’t imagine anyone listening to these and not being in a good mood.