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@eyebooger is up

My second pic is a perfect encapsulation of Trump’s callous disdain for brown people.

Two weeks after Hurricane Maria damaged Puerto Rico so badly that over 90% of the island was still without electricity, Trump decided to go down there, and mostly complain about how much this cleanup and recovery was costing the rest of the country.

Then he went to a church in San Juan and do this:

Paper Towel Throw

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@TrueNorth32 can go

Four Seasons was one of the non-Trump pictures I had thought of. And the paper towels was the other one I was considering for my first selection.

I’ll have my next pick by mid-morning.

Date: June 1, 2020

Background:

The murder of George Floyd by a Minneapolis police officer brought a level of civil unrest to the US largely unseen since the civil rights movement and the assassination of Martin Luther King. Protests swept the nation, with a few turning into riots. The NBA playoffs, being held in a COVID bubble in Orlando, nearly came to an abrupt end at the hands of a player revolt connected to the protests.

Amid all this, Donald Trump, the law and order president, the man who promised to put an end to, as he put it, “American carnage”, was seething. He wanted the police, the National Guard, even the military, to go in and crack some skulls, and was angry and frustrated that it wasn’t happening. In addition to that, he was reportedly furious at media coverage that implied he was hiding from the protests.

As always, there were tweets:

Finally, following a fire set at St. John’s Church, on Lafayette Square near the White House, Trump let all his frustrations boil over and seized his opportunity to be seen doing something – anything. He took a suggestion from Ivanka and led a small delegation to St. John’s for a photo op and some prepared remarks. To get there, though, he had US Park Police expand a security perimeter and kick out the peaceful protestors using tear gas, rubber bullets, and other assorted tools of fascism.

All for this…

The photo


Trump holds up a bible in Lafayette Park

Why I chose it: This photo represents so many of Trump’s worst qualities: the wannabe fascist, the fake Christian, the fake tough guy, the liar (he had his officials tell the media that the protestors were violent, when cellphone footage revealed that clearly not to be the case), and the television huckster (for thinking a photo op was a good idea in the first place).

@Rugby is up.

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Good pick that I would have considered if Paper Towel Throw wasn’t available.

Minor nitpick though: The Bible is not upside down.

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It’s so much funnier to believe it was, though.

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Seems like there are a few opposite ranking systems for me for this.

Bible is #2 for the story and how heinous what the admin did to get that photo
My #1 and #3 for this category is still on the board.

Four Seasons is #1 for the lolz if you allow non-Trump photos, hurricane sharpie otherwise imo. Strong contender still on the board here as well imo, but might not be picked for a long time.

I’ve heard this take a lot and I don’t get it. How do we know for sure? Is the viewer looking at the front cover or the back cover?

Those ribbon bookmark things are almost always attached to the top of books so if he was holding it upside down they wouldn’t be hanging the way they are with the loose ends out, they’d be flopped over the front or back cover.

So we’re looking at the front cover? And it’s blank?

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Yeah I went purely for the hillarity. Bible ia great for showing how fucking awful of a human Trump is, but overall, its a lot less funny and a lot more horrifying what happened there.

Huh, I had never seen that shot of the spine before. Good work Snopes

Thanks. I hadn’t seen those angles before.

I have seen books with the ribbon that comes out at the top, but they’re rare.

Also I don’t think I have seen a blank cover bible, but it’s not like I’ve looked at a lot of them.

Pick 2

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I wanted Trump heaving with covid, but couldnt find a picture that captured it. So instead, we have trump going on a photo tour outside the hospital, with covid, putting people at risk out of pure selfishness.

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@Chuckleslovakian should go

Still quite some solid choices left. But I’m going to go with

Trump yelling at kid mowing the lawn

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@NotBruceZ next

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Great work so far everyone

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Got my double pick waiting if NBZ picks soonish.