Unstuck creates Trump NFTs - The Draft

We could have a huge series of just memes on just this one pic.

Getting prime territory for one of my faves.

Was hoping lawn mower Trump would make it back to me.

This was one of my top 3 serious ones, great pick, #1 still out there

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I always assumed this was a photoshop. Was a kid really mowing the WH lawn?

Edit: two seconds of googling, yes.

Those years were so weird.

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This is one deep draft, I still have one in mind that I’d have been tempted to lead with (and at least half a dozen that would have been considered the most ridiculous ever under any other President)

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We started off the Trump presidency with an example of his vanity, when it became really important for some reason to insist that the crowd for his inauguration was the biggest, bestest ever and that he did not look inadequate compared to his predecessor after he predicted that it might be a record-setting crowd.

Trump vs Obama, whose was bigger?

It was an early example of how Trump cared about how he was perceived and how willing he was to lie about things with clear evidence to the contrary. And how willing his supporters were to believe him and back him up. It let to Kellyanne Conway’s defense–“You’re saying it’s a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that”–which set the tone for the Trump administration’s loose relationship with the truth.

@superuberbob is on deck.

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It’s late. So, I’ll post the pics now and do writeups later

Round 2, Pick 8 (?): Donald Trump gets to third base with an American flag at CPAC

If he can’t rape porn stars or his wife, sexually assaulting America will have to do. And man that picture gives off way more than a thousand words. Feels like almost anybody can put themselves in the position of the American flag there.

Round 3, Pick 1: Throwing a fit at 2018 G7 Summit

I mean you can just feel the world’s frustration at Donald Trump at that summit. Every single one of them is outright pissed at him. And that crossed arm position is not uncommon to Trump’s body language. It’s just everybody on one side of the table trying to explain how reality works and him refusing to accept it. Very much like trying to get a toddler to eat their vegetables.

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@NotBruceZ

I have my current list down to 2 after summit was picked. That is such a great picture.

Didn’t think of the G7 summit, great pic

It may you surprise you that this moment was not a reaction to the touting of chloroquine from the same press conference but to a “joke” about the “Deep State” Department.

Trump reacted by retweeting video of it.

https://twitter.com/miblogestublog/status/1242418368306655233

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@Chuckleslovakian

Also somehow forgot about bleach. How in the world did this asshole do this so much to be possible to forget

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So left with two different possible options. I am going with the straight option of what Trump NFT I would want to own the most

Trump plays in a big boy truck

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NFT collection so far



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(I feel like I should be doing a writeup for each pic. But I feel like Trump points at Sun, Trump yells at lawnmower kid, Trump plays in big boy truck, are all headlines that need nothing else)

@rugby

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Big boy truck driver was #1 for a while to me, sad to se it fall so far. A+ value I think. Vroom. Vroom.

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“The Persuasion Of The Imbecile” at the G7 is absolute gold.

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3rd pick

Trump mocks reporter with disability

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@TrueNorth32 up.

Lordy it was a looooooonnnnng four years.

All A material into the third round. Thinking of other presidents and Bush 2 has a couple that could compete (Mission Accomplished) but otherwise Trump owns the top 25.

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Date: May 24, 2017

Background:

Pope Francis visited President Obama at the White House in 2015 and they seemed to get along extremely well:

When Trump was elected president, it seemed only appropriate for the Pope to meet with him as well. However, the Pope was extremely critical of Trump and his plan to build a wall at the Mexican border during the 2016 campaign, calling Trump un-Christian, and Trump fired back in typical fashion, calling Pope Francis’s remarks “disgraceful”. So Trump was probably not on the Pope’s Christmas card list, and during Trump’s Vatican visit, it showed.

The photo

Why I chose it: I was hoping for awkwardness, and man, was I not disappointed. I don’t know which part is better: the Pope looking like he’d rather be anyplace else on earth, Trump grinning obliviously like an idiot, or Melania and Ivanka cosplaying as true believers.

@eyebooger is up.

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