Unstuck creates Trump NFTs - The Draft

Every president since Gerald Ford has taken their first official presidential trip to either Canada, Mexico, or the UK. These trips are statements of respect among neighbors and longtime allies.

Every president except one of course.

Trump did something else entirely. He went to Saudi Fucking Arabia and did…whatever this is.

My first pic: The Orb

This might be my favorite example of “What would the reaction on Fox News be if Obama had done this?”.

@CanadaMatt3004 can pick twice now.

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Ah hah! This was the one I was referring to as my near #1 pick with Melk. Just an amazing photo.

Haha, Sharpiegate and THE ORB were my top two :+1:t2:

Without spoiling though, there’s one other MASSIVE one that is now sure to be the value pick of the whole draft

I think the thing that kept that one (pretty sure I know what it is) from being first is its lack of political relevance.

Not sure if that’s something to factor in but I am. It’s why I made my pick #1 even if it isn’t hilarious on its face.

Trading carefully here but I know which one you’re on about, and it’s brilliant but NOT the one I’m thinking of!

Just so much content out there :joy:

Great draft idea lads

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Thread delivering. Thanks guys.

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There went two of my next five.

Gotta admit I had totally forgotten about the Alabama Sharpie picture and that’s just incredible.

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I have one still in my mind that will probably picked in the next five. Burger one #1 overall for me

Question, does Trump need to be present in the photo?

I guess not? Seems kinda weird though.

I understand your reservation, but I’m guessing there’s at least 1 exception to this.

There are at least two that immediately come to mind.

Can’t think of any myself at the moment, but based on the OP I would say that the picture would not necessarily have to include Trump himself.

I mean if it’s a Trump NFT, it should have Trump in it

I think I know one that you are thinking of. If it’s that, meh.

I’m not going to be picking any without him, but I’m hesitant to stop others from doing so.

If the answer is no, then my first pick is obvious and should have been number 1, imo.

4 days after the 2020 election, this fucking happened. And it was possibly the biggrst sigh of relief in American history. Our 4 year national nightmare was over, and this was the final nail in the coffin. Trump tweeted out that a huge press conference discussing all of the ways he was cheated would be held at thr legendary Four Seasons in Philadelphia.

This is what we got.

This!

A group of buffonish aasholes playing lawyer while the head asshole whined and cried about the election being stolen. IN THE PARKING LOT OF A LANDSCAPING COMPANY IN THE PHILADELPHIA BOONIES. I have never laughed harder or longer at something in my life. Its the most insane story brought to life in a single picture.

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Virginia might believe in Santa Claus, but Trump is pretty sure its borderline for a 7 year old to.

Bonus points for a photo showing how much his wife hates him. 6 feet apart, turned away from him. Funny and soul crushing that a sitting president cant understand why telling a 7 year old that Santa isnt real might be a problem

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