Trump Pardons Prediction & Sweat Thread

seems like there’s a good chance he just says yolo and pardons them all tomorrow morning, you know kush is gonna be talking to him about this all fucking night

I’m gonna laugh so hard if he doesn’t pardon anyone. Especially those dumb enough to fork over $2 million. I’m sure he’ll give that back you dopes.

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Cmon there has to be more pardons coming, they’re probably just trying to talk him out of pardoning Jesus.

someone in the new mr. tiffany trump’s family must be a lock to need a pardon. perhaps the man himself.

I haven’t endured these four years for this! I demand my crazy pardons! Pardon all the turkeys or something!

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Like a challenge coin for working in this admin

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Remember he already pardoned a handful of murdering war criminals and all of the key players in Russiagate except ‘one individual’, so to speak. If he’s not doing family pardons, I don’t even know who registers on the outrage meter. I guess a Kyle Rittenhouse type pardon.

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Omg if he pardons all the turkey what do you do for thanksgiving?

Checkmate libs! :smiley:

Am I doing it right?

I was promised hundreds of pardons. What is going on?

has to wait til tomorrow to overshadow the inauguration

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https://twitter.com/cbs11ken/status/1351644443477237760?s=21

These upcoming pardons might be the best part of the past four years

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tenor

You are right. ‘Twas lil jon

Does that guy have $2mm to pay off Trump? Or is this just a troll move?

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Marmaduke

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How many tigers can you fit in that thing?

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Is the limo still waiting for Joe?

Imagine how neurotic Joe Exotic must be tonight even for him lol.

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