Post your list here, then express astonishment when it’s even worse than you predicted.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump Jr.
Ivanka Trump
Eric Trump
Jared Kushner
Steve Bannon
Rudy Giuliani
Mike Pompeo
Stephen Miller
Rick Gates
Elliott Broidy
Devin Nunes
Gym Jordan
Paul Gosar
Matt Gaetz
Hope Hicks
Alan Dershowitz
NOT Mike Pence
Who else?
I think the list will be smaller because he’s too lazy to do it. It’s not like he can pardon via Twitter.
Cesar Sayoc
Kyle Rittenhouse
Rick Snyder
Ghislaine Maxwell
Jeffrey Epstein
Benedict Arnold
OJ
Sirhan Sirhan
El Chapo
‘Red’ from The Shawkshank Redemption
Joe Exotic
John Wilkes Booth
Lee Harvey Oswald
Mark David Chapman
Ted Bundy
Gary Ridgway
Richard Kuklinski
Raphael Cruz for doing the JFK
Richard Hauptmann (stole Lindbergh baby)
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Virgil Sollozzo
The Chilean Miners, although personally I don’t think they did anything wrong
R Budd Dwyer
Stephen Paddock
The Crystalline Entity
Whoever shot JR
Everybody on this list:
Conor McGregor
Tekashi 69
Carrot Top
Mumm-Ra from Thundercats
Octomom
Sean Hannity
Aunt Becky
Chad Daybell, not Lori Vallow (vicious woman)
Every person in the Biggest Assholes Of All Time draft.
Might as well:
I think Trump will stay stuck on no pardons for anyone until he gets one, relenting only at the last minute.
I hope he pardons shoeless Joe jackson.
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Glenn Beck
Michael Savage
Mark Levin
Tucker Carlson
Laura Ingraham
Jerome Corsi
Lin Wood
Sidney Powell
Diamond
Silk
In his circle I think he only pardons Bannon.
Hopefully he pardons Snowden and Assange but I’m not optimistic.
He should pardon Hunter Biden, would be the greatest troll of all time.
I’m almost as interested as what the folks do that don’t get pardons.
Do they roll on the whole thing if pressured?