Trump Pardons Prediction & Sweat Thread

Chauvin is state charges ?

Mass pardoning the insurrectionists would suck.

George Washington

Ron Jeremy

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Could he pardon the NRA?

More disturbingly: Could he pardon in advance anyone who kills certain persons?

Anyone from the Biggest Living Asshole draft is game for a pardon. Hell, probably anyone from the dead one too.

Player Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4 Round 5
superbooger Donald Trump Jair Bolsonaro Kim Jong-un Xi Jinping Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
chuckles Mitch McConnell Newt Gingrich Bashar al-Assad Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo Joe Lieberman
Matt Sean Hannity Marsha Blackburn Rodrigo Duterte Tucker Carlson @Inso0
zikzak Richard Sackler Mohammed bin Salman Pat Robertson Undrafted Tom Brady
hokie Steve Bannon Aung San Suu Kyi Jeff Bezos Brett Kavanaugh Laura Ingraham
NotBruceZ Ronald Ernest Paul Benjamin Netanyahu Vince McMahon Grover Norquist Sam Harris
LFS Dick Cheney Rush Limbaugh Omar al-Bashir Ann Coulter Sheldon Adelson
TimBuktuuf Goatse Sepp Blatter Isaiah Gregg Mike Bloomberg Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
TrueNorth32 Rupert Murdoch Charles Koch Stephen Miller Harvey Weinstein Mason Malmuth
Riverman Henry Kissinger Vladimir Putin Clarence Thomas Bill Cosby Alex Jones
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LOL I forgot inso0 was on there. Very well, fair game for him to get a pardon too.

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Someone page awval and have him make the Biden thread. And unban Inso so we can laugh at him.

The A team (at the least Murdock and Baracas)

John Rambo

The Joker (Caesar Romero version)

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Prettttty quiet with just 2 days to go

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Here you go. Looks like two for Tuesday

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President Donald Trump is preparing to issue around 100 pardons and commutations on his final full day in office Tuesday, according to three people familiar with the matter, a major batch of clemency actions that includes white collar criminals, high-profile rappers and others but – as of now – is not expected to include Trump himself.

100 pardons. 0 health care plans.

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100 pardons on the last day is inexcusably lame. Why not 100 pardons in 100 days? Make it a big media event each day. You could even invite five potential pardees and read the winner live like it was the Oscars. Frequently Trump isn’t even good at being Trump.

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Trump’s too lazy to exploit Presidential pardons. Dude could pardon thousands of people like himself easily but is doing just 100.

I can’t even name 100 Trumpworld characters, much less 100 Trumpworld characters who are currently in jail and can pay $2M. Does everyone who worked for him get a commemorative pardon?

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I’m sure there are plenty of American soldiers responsible for killing women and children that’ll be pardoned.

How many of them are in any real legal jeopardy? Not 100.

Who had this one?

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1351253287413063680

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Good pardon

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