Guess I’m wrong. Thought they posted for some reason.
Maybe because the thread title says “released on bail”.
In case you guys missed their arraignment, their attorneys argued for $100,000 bond each. The prosecutor indicated they did not have a wide circle of friends. The judge laid out a set of conditions which would have to be met if they are released on bond, including monitoring and no gun possession.
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Probably
Good chance they legitimately can’t afford $500,000 bond even with a bail bondsmen. If they have no real cash on hand besides that $4,000, no real equity in their house, etc, bail bondsman isn’t going to have enough collateral nor is the court. That’s especially the case when you consider it’s $500,000 each so now you’re talking a million dollar bond using their joint assets. Honestly, I just assumed they posted based on the thread title as well.
Shocking news.
They’re so stupid they can’t even get the go fund me going?
I was surprised. Surely there are tons of gun-loving, Trump-loving, MAGA idiots for them to make friends with in their neck of the woods.
The house they live in appears to have an estimated value of $175k after being bought for $72k in 2018.
Maybe that’s hard to do from jail.
Don’t understand why this was flagged tbh
That’s the first thing they should have done before trying to run.
Won a bet against a buddy when he didn’t believe me that Tallahassee Florida is in fact farther west than Detroit.
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What does “yeah, no” mean to a midwesterner?
- Yes
- No
- Depends
0 voters
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Saw my first Lets Go Brandon shirt in the room today. On an otherwise respectful, good tipping reg. And after winning a pot he screamed it very loudly. Ugh
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I think I want libs to start wearing those shirts.
Needs an option for “Fuck no”
judge: will you be posting bail?
murderers: yeah, no
judge: ok
east coast reporters:
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Any promising dems named Brandon in the pipeline? Just giving one of them some moderate exposure wrecks the whole thing for them.
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Just say you really love The Killers.
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