Wooooooooooooooooot111!
In 10th place with 1 point:
(NSFW VIDEO)
It was quite the surprise when I was going through these at a coffee shop and a dick popped up on the video lol. My intents for this category were less about vulgarity and more about unexpectedness. I pretty much knew what to expect from a Rammstein song called âPussyâ. For that reason this gets last place.
In 9th place with 2 points:
This one fell a little flat for me. The lyric switch from âSomething in his genes
Told him to pretendâ to âSomething in his jeans
Told him to pretendâ
was clever but it didnât really give me a âwait⊠what?â
In 8th place with 3 points:
Weâre getting a little more âwait whatâ with this one. The main lyric was:
âBaby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?â
I donât really know why this persons shoes are so dirty that they have to be thrown in her washing machine? I mean have you ever put shoes in a washing machine? It sounds like WW3. I guess that could cover up the noise for the impending banging? Who knows.
Thatâs mine. I love Mitski
My assault on the leaderboard begins now.
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In 7th place with 4 points:
Love the actual song choice here. Category fit was fair enough with the lyrics:
I know you hate me but Iâll ask anyway
Wonât you come with me to a place in a little town
The only way to get thereâs to go straight down
**Thereâs no bathroom and there is no sink **
**The water out of the tap is very hard to drink **
Very hard to drink
I mean I donât really understand why the water out of the tap is very hard to drink? I do it every night before bed after brushing my teeth. Maybe if it included something like âThe water out of the tap is very hard to drink while turning my head to the left instead of the rightâ I would understand a bit more.
In 6th place with 5 points:
These next 3 were really close. I enjoyed the song and will probably listen again. There were a couple of category fit lyrics here such as:
Hey, remember me?
Iâve been busy working like crazy
I know you like tangerine
And your kiss is sweet and creamy
and then the final:
First I take you then you take me
Breathe some life into a fantasy
Your lips, warm and fuzzy
I want to ram my fingers up your pussy
The reason this got lower was because I felt like it was a sexual song from the beginning so the final lyric wasnât actually that surprising. Great music video though.
In 5th place with 6 points:
Everyone has heard this song and everyone has probably had the same reaction flow of: 1. Head bob, cool beat. 2. Wait� 3. What? 4. Eww. 5. WTF.
You lost a few points of creativity here but I certainly canât knock the fit.
Fever Ray is scary. I listen to âKeep the streets empty for meâ all the time.
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lol good point; that was mine
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These 90âs music submissions are tilting me. Pure garbage!
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In 4th place with 7 points:
Oh god⊠where to start.
âI got nipples on my titties
Big as the end of my thumbâ
That qualifies.
Now your nuts hang down
Like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple.
Your goddam ass-hole
Stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
That definitely qualifies⊠This was initially lower because of the obviously crass right from the get go, but this line legit made me stop the song and google what I just heard. I donât want to know more.
The podium here was insanely easy. Narrows it down from here got tough.
Can confirm.
Once I got the Sublime song into my head for this category I couldnât think of anything else. I hardly ever listen to lyrics, which is part of the problem.
I like the triangle song. And seven.
In 3rd place with 8 points:
Props to the submitter for including a song that wasnât ass crabs into assholes, penis, pussy, or tits. This was a real âwait⊠what?â moment due to the sudden realization that heâs talking about his best friend trying to shoot up a school. Amazing lyrics and song.
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Deciding between category fit and enjoyment of the song was really hard for the final 2.