Props to whoever made this pick. GOAT space ghost reference.
3rd placing the podium feels like min-cashing a nightly $25k on Paradise Poker in 2005.
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In 2nd place with 9 points:
I guess Iām going with category fit over song preference here.
I love Incubus (old Incubus specifically) and SCIENCE was an incredible album for me at the time. Great choice here that both gave me the chance to look up the lyrics to laugh again and giving me the inspiration to listen to the whole album.
Our first wait what? comes in the first verse:
On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After they left, I puttered out of gas.
Triple-Aā came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
This sets the stage for the next one immediately after.
āThey put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets,
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.
This day sucked the hardest everā
In the end he realized itās all his fault for his poor decision making.
Our winner!
I damn near spit by drink out with this song. We have a very repetitive but catchy 8 verses of:
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when Iām yawning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when Iām yawning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when Iām yawning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when Iām yawning
Only to all of a sudden have a drastic switch to:
I would like some milk from the milkmanās wifeās tits
I would like some milk from the milkmanās wifeās tits
I would like some milk from the milkmanās wifeās tits
I would like some milk from the milkmanās wifeās tits
This was the epitome of āWaitā¦ What?ā for me. Congrats to the submitter on this one for nailing the category fit.
All in all these were great category fit choices and I appreciate the submissions!
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Mine was Space Ghost, inject the equity into our veins.
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Well, you liked my song for exactly the reason why I picked it. A shame that wasnāt enough to podium.
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Tis me. About where I expected
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Your āmusic Iām enjoying latelyā in the OP seems to have massively understated how successfully repetitive electronic music would fare in this game.
Boom roasted
Sometimes Iām picking off musical enjoyment sometimes off of category fit. As I said the OP. The points are made up and the rules donāt matter!
Had the score expectation on this being 1-10.
Hated using the same artist twice in a walrus but couldnāt pass up the opportunity to show the range of Richard D James.
This song also hit the category on so many levels.
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You didnāt appreciate the wordplay like I did.
I figured thereād be a good risk of it being dead last though. Even posted that to suzzer.
Rd 4 score updates
FCP 33.5pts
Von Internet 32.5 pts
Skydiver8 27.5pts
Goofyballer 26.5pts
Pauwl 25pts
SUB 24pts
Sriracha 24pts
Wookie 21.5pts
Suzzer 18.5pts
CanadaMatt 16.5pts
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I was going to try to wait to listen to category 5 until we had a rainy day, but itās supposed to be 100 degrees for the next week so Iāll just imagine.
Im excited about this next one. Time to get out of the basement*
*excitement tempered for obvious disappointment
I feel cautiously optimistic about this one. Which means 10th place incoming.
The wait what moment of my song was not what you indicated. It was the ending where her goons were what was in the woodshed all along!! . Argh
Ahhh shit. I feel bad!
Category 5 tomorrow and then closing out the Walrus on Sunday before I head on vacation.
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