The Television Streaming Thread: Now With Felonies

I generally can’t stand UK shows and everyone should watch UK Utopia immediately

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But the normies who read this board will. Added to my list.

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There’s a channel that plays Columbo reruns every night here.

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https://twitter.com/JizznyPrincess/status/1459209432844443657?t=_nTQm_EX88fSc_h9hr4vwQ&s=19

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Finally watching Squid Game (way behind, I know) and holy shit episode 6 was a fucking tearjerker
Had to stop for the night but should finish tomorrow. Is Alice in Borderland still recommended?

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It’s better than Squid Game, imo.

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So I just watched Disney Plus 2 year Anniversary Simpsons thing. I feel like I need to watch it again and blog it

I mean for starters we have Moana and Wreck-It-Ralph bouncing Moes.

The guest list Maleficent holding has Aaron Burr, King George III and Bluey on it is fantastic. Bonus points for Jeff Goldblum, Dopey, and Thanos.

Homer finally gets into Moes by being Goofys +1

Darth Vader chugging Duff

Dr Strange wrecking Lenny and Carl in pool by using psychic powers

Homer and Goofy best Moe’s buds

Elsa helping Moe out by providing ice for the beer bucket

Broom from Fantasia throwing more Duff beers in

Buzz Lightyear arm wrestling a stormtrooper with Woody, Jessie, and Piggy in the back cheering him on. Buzz loses his arm

Sebastian drinking some buzz cola with a straw while Moe can’t understand Donald Duck and think he is choking.

That is minute 1 of this insanity

Barney tries to Heimlich Donald, Donald speaks somewhat coherently saying leave me alone

Old bowling league, baseball league homer pictures are in the background.

Goofy is a sad drunk that doesn’t like being goofy.

Moe mistakes Happy for Grumpy. Grumpy and Happy almost get in a fight. Lisa comes between them. BB-8 knocks over all the empty Duff bottles in front of Homer. Lisa says we need a Disney song to make everything alright. Vader, Jafar, and Barney are all disappointed. Birds start singing behind Lisa and starts singing some song about streamings a dream for disney. Moe tries to hammer a bird. There is a picture in the background of the barbershop quartet. Got Mulan, Baymax, Crazy Cat Lady, Dredrick Tatum in the background while Lisa is singing about how Disney Plus is streamed across the planet, and into outerspace which has Kang and Kodos, and The Mandorlian.

End of minute 2

John Cho has a fair bit of name recognition. I bet he brings in a few normies

Ive been waiting 8 minutes for minute 3

Dalmatians watching Lady and the Tramp…cute…

I don’t remember Absolut Krusty or Maker’s Moe being a thing, but they are in the background.

“You’ll never find a sitter for our low monthly fee” while Cinderella and Snow White pick Lisa up.

Let’s all celebrate Disney+ with a table featuring Scar and Cruella De Vil.

Very brief sighting of Ahsoka Tano there for the Star Wars fans.

Now we have a singing chorus holding shoulders of

Guy from Soul, Krusty, Mowgli, Lisa, Wall-E, Hades, Sad Cow

Captain Hook has his credit card, Max Rebo has his credit card. Homer has Ned’s credit card, Loki has Thors.

Disco Stu is sharing a drink with a stormtrooper while Lisa is singing about these credit card automatically renewing when you sign up to Disney+

Comic Book Guy is sharing a drink with some one I don’t know

Pooh is having Hunny with Dr Strange and Dr Hibbert with Tinkerbell and some male fairy hovering over them

Gaston is sharing a beer with Carl, Lenny and Barney

End of minute 3

“It’s the Boss” Goofy exclaims seeing a shadow of Mickey

Turns out to be Bart wearing Mickey Mouse ears

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Sideshow Mel says can’t believe you are getting away with this

Bart in Mickey voice says get back to work. Apparently that works as Smithers, Krusty, Wall-E, Mulan, Sea Captain, Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland are all seen leaving Moes with Homer and Goofy leaving in the other direction bro drunks.

Bart as Mickey says Goofy get over here now, Barney says Homer is his sidekick. Goofy Homer fight over sidekicks?

cliffhanger of Mickey Bart and Goofy versus Barney and Homer

Looks like 33% of this runtime is actually credits

Homer trying to bargain with Maleficent
Barney doing the Heimlich to Donald Duck
Cruela De Vil measuring Santa’s Little Helper
Happy and Grumpy fighting
BB-8 and Homer at a bar table with a lot of empty duff beers
Cinderella about to stomp on Jiminy Cricket and Ant-Man
Snow White and Cinderella next to Lisa
The Beast using Pinocchio’s nose as a pool stick
The old school “shh” Gracie Films ending all old Simpsons used to have, but with Mickey in the audience

Thus ends my blog of this insanity

Gonna be pissed if Ed is dropped from the crew

This young earth creationist is a pretty good minor character on the Sopranos

Three episodes into Only Murders in the Building. It’s really great. Totally gets the true crime genre. Pretty funny and a genuine mystery. Highly recommend.

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yeah I’m through 8 and as someone more eloquent than me said somewhere else, Steve Martin should have been playing this type of role/limited series for the last 20 years. He’s so great here. But Short (somehow) and Gomez are pretty good too.

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short is a national treasure. his supporting role on Damages is also great.

gomez didn’t do anything for me.

the silent episode from Only Murders in the Building was amazing.

You know I checked wiki and Ed doesn’t shows up until ep9. It’s possible they’re doing Eps 1-8 as season 1 and keeping Ed in their back pocket for season 2. It’s still goofy. I’m gonna riot if they just cut out Radical Ed, what the hell.

Do we need a separate Bebop thread? Goddamn, this show just owns.

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I am in because it sounds fun like Firefly. I am ready to be disappointed. :D

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