The Television Streaming Thread: Now With Felonies

The way Iā€™ve dealt with the frankly absurd level of plot armor June has is to tell myself that Iā€™m watching the story of a spectacularly lucky resistance leader. One of those people who operates inside a totalitarian state for a very surprising amount of time before usually being executed.

And to be fair June really is very talented at connecting with people and leading them. If you tell yourself the person youā€™re watching is as gifted a manipulator/guerilla as this guy the plot armor problem feels less problematic. That being said it really is on the verge of my having to convert it to just being superpowers because itā€™s really straining creduility at this point.

I can imagine them deciding not to make a martyr out of her. I canā€™t imagine them putting her in contact with any new normies much less her agents ever again. They put a light guard duty on a woman whose last casual encounter with their regime was the death of 6 commanders because poison exists? Sheā€™d be guarded more densely than Hannibal Lecter lol.

Sheā€™d be dead. Weā€™ve seen handmaids executed previously, what did they do and sheā€™s still alive?
As for her continued and miraculous survival, I keep expecting them to make a bigger point of the idea that God is protecting her. Because it really is at a supernatural level at this point, but they make it seem much more like itā€™s just luck/Juneā€™s amazing skills that are saving her.

Also, why donā€™t those ear tags they put on the handmaids have GPS locators?

Completely agree. Particularly after she got the kids out thereā€™s absolutely no chance any totalitarian regime in history doesnā€™t execute you very nearly on the spot. In her case, since her survival up to that point was hugely dependent on powerful people not wanting her to discuss their dirty laundry during interrogation, this is even more certain. They would have just shot her at the end of episode 2, and it doesnā€™t look like theyā€™re afraid of jumping the shark dangerously based on where we are at the end of episode 3.

These people keep treating her like sheā€™s not a threat when sheā€™s a walking disaster for them and has been for the entire duration of the show. Killing people like her efficiently is something totalitarian regimes are optimizing for ffs.

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show should have ended at season 1

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I thought s1 ended perfectly and s2 was such a drag I gave up like 1/3 way through

I know this is from a year ago, but Iā€™m rewatching Peep Show now and forgot how absolutely nuts it is.

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It wont be for everyone but Iā€™m really enjoying Mr. Mercedes about a season and a half in

Iā€™m watching Cobra Kai and Iā€™m on S3E7. Iā€™m in complete awe of it. Iā€™ve never seen anything like it. Are the producers in on the joke? Thatā€™s the point, right?

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They are yes.

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So apparently Tom Clancy Without Remorse is released today on prime. I just cant find it somehow.

Itā€™s been all over the front page for at least a week on my devices.

Is that the one where Clark captures some drug dealers and tortures them to death in a hypobaric chamber?

My Dad had all the Tom Clancy novels and back then Iā€™d read anything in the house. I get them mixed up though. If itā€™s that one itā€™s fuckin psychotic, I canā€™t believe they made a movie out of it.

I was going to watch that because I have a weakness for Tom Clancy stuff even though he is an absolutely atrocious writer. Then I read some reviews and nopeā€™d out.

Yeah the reviews on Amazon dont look good. :frowning:

I couldnā€™t remember the book, so I looked it up on Wiki and ended up at the page for the movie. This bit of vandalism at the end of the plot summary canā€™t be good.

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Not going to happen, but Iā€™d love it if the whole cast declined to appear.

Can someone remind me why we hate Elon again? He seems like a douchebag. Was he a Trumpkin? Maybe that was it. Iā€™m not that good at this, though. I donā€™t hate Gates or Bezos either.