The Television Streaming Thread: Now With Felonies

Ryan has a bunch of great pitch meeting videos, but he knocked this one out of the park.

Now taking applicants.


Jezebel

During the internet’s infancy, a vulnerable woman follows her sister into the sex industry as a webcam model, but her sudden popularity tests their bond.

4/5
[X] premise
[X] cinematography
[X] score/soundtrack
[X] compelling point of view
[ ] transcendent execution

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The Red Sea Diving Resort

International agents and brave Ethiopians use a deserted retreat in Sudan as a front to smuggle thousands of refugees to Israel in the early 1980s.

3/5
[X] premise
[X] cinematography
[X] score/soundtrack
[ ] compelling point of view
[ ] transcendent execution


Night Comes On

A teen fresh out of juvenile detention tries to rescue her sister from foster care in order to exact revenge on their father for their mother’s murder.

4/5
[X] premise
[X] cinematography
[X] score/soundtrack
[X] compelling point of view
[ ] transcendent execution

The point of view doesn’t need to be likable, but it does need to be compelling. Similarly, just because a point of view is likeable doesn’t mean it’s compelling.

A film has transcendent execution if everyone should watch it and/or is likely to enjoy it regardless of their tastes.

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Honeytrap

New to London, a naive and desperate teenager tries to fit in but instead becomes tragically implicated in a merciless world of gang violence.

2.5/5
premise
cinematography
score/soundtrack
compelling point of view
[ /] transcendent execution

There are moments of extraordinary storytelling, but not in a complete way that elevates the movie for more than the target audience.

Based on a true story. Articles below have mega spoilers for those unfamiliar with the tale.

Spoilers and film criticism

Honeytrap review – true-crime, urban-realist melodrama | Honeytrap | The Guardian

'Honey trap' girl faces life sentence for luring smitten teenager to his death at hands of love rival | Daily Mail Online

And an update from 2019:

'Honeytrap killer' who led boyfriend, 16, to death is freed and deported | Metro News

It was #2 on Netflix yesterday and post Taken Liam Neesom is some Nic Cage stuff.

By the way the movie is really dumb.

Also I was doing something that took focus so I put something I didn’t care about paying attention to.

but why

Okay that’s fair

WW84 was weird. Like it was objectively not good, but I also enjoyed watching it. And not “enjoyed the trainwreck,” but was genuinely entertained. At the same, though, nothing really grabbed me and all I could think about afterward were all the problematic things in the movie.

Disappointing, because the first Wonder Woman was legit great.

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https://twitter.com/rgay/status/1342713904405757953

The Batwoman season 2 premiere is, well, worth the wait. Though it has been eight months since we last saw the citizens of Gotham, the episode seems to pick up fairly soon after the finale, as Alice has yet to move forward with her plan for Tommy Elliot posing as Bruce Wayne and there’s mention of Kate going to National City to chat with Kara about the kryptonite.

Below, we’ve put together a few teases and our spoiler-free review of what’s to come on the Batwoman season 2 premiere, and though I always say this about The CW’s best superhero show, this episode cannot be missed.

https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/1346185226410717186

https://twitter.com/joshuachenault1/status/1346201277773074435

The greatest Xmas movie of all time now has an unofficial Xmas trailer

https://twitter.com/DieHard/status/1075193170214834176

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https://twitter.com/THR/status/1341530397147074572

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Also director of What We Do in the Shadows (and co-star in the former) and Thor: Ragnarok.

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We Are the Champions was a gem.

6 half hour docs about random competitions throughout the world. Frog jumping, dog dancing, and chili eating among others.

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Saturday Church (Netflix)

A teen struggling with gender identity and family tensions seeks hope and support in NYC’s underground ballroom community.

5/5
[X] premise
[X] cinematography
[X] score/soundtrack
[X] compelling point of view
[X] transcendent execution

It’s not the movie’s fault if you don’t like this. Be prepared for spontaneous musicals akin to David Lynch being in a good mood for once.

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dayveon (Netflix)

Struggling with his older brother’s death, 13-year-old Dayveon spends the sweltering summer days roaming the streets of his rural Arkansas town. With no parents and few role models, he soon falls in with a local gang. Though his sister’s boyfriend tries to provide stability and comfort as a reluctant father figure, Dayveon becomes increasingly drawn into the camaraderie and violence of his new world.

4.5/5
[X] premise
[X] cinematography
[X] score/soundtrack
[X] compelling point of view
[ / ] transcendent execution


Goldie (Netflix)

When a bold teen mounts a gritty pursuit to dance in a music video, she must also evade child services so she can keep her younger sisters together.

3/5
[X] premise
[X] cinematography
[X] score/soundtrack
[ ] compelling point of view
[ ] transcendent execution

I wanted to like this one but nope. I was never a John Cassavetes fan, but Tomris Laffly says this reminded her of his style. So if Cassavetes was to your taste, you may like this one.

Some very poppy inventive visuals.

Speaking of, if you haven’t seen Paris Is Burning, there’s a high-quality copy on YouTube. It’s a must-watch.

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Magnifique. Celui-lĂ ?

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Yeah, that one. (I don’t remember if that’s the copy I watched, but it looks high quality for sure.) Just a really fantastic documentary about the ballroom culture, made at the time, so achingly human.