The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

https://twitter.com/alaynatreene/status/1437724574679027716?s=21

Oh no! She has her own spreadsheets! Circular references everywhere I’m sure.

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“Does anybody know what ‘#Name?’ means? Ah fuck it, ill just put Joe Biden”

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If we had competent leadership, this could easily be used against her arguments.

“This is really expensive.”
“Okay, well here is the cost of not doing it.”
“But how are we going to pay for it?”
“Well, let’s enter some more tax increases on the top 0.1% and giant corporations and let’s see how that affects the balance.”
“But this is so much money…”
“You’re right; Dave, give me that spreadsheet with the military budget. Let’s see if there’s anything we can cut in that.”

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I can’t give this enough love. Bravo!

1,000 :heart:

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You’ll all be shocked to learn the WSJ is portraying the House tax bill as an apocalyptic assault on free enterprise.

I like to think Dave walks around with the military budget like the nuclear football.

for those that dont remember the Trump tax cuts lowered the corporate rate from 35% to 21%. the Democrat’s proposed rate of 26% which will end up being lowered by the time it passes doesn’t even get us close to where we were pre-Trump. Five steps backwards, one step forward.

Dont forget the weekly family farm op-eds

What an absolute cuck. Calling up Dan Quayle for help, lol.

https://twitter.com/brendannyhan/status/1437815194751754245?s=21

dan quayle saved america

well only for a few years but who saw that coming

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Disgusting the Pence had to consult anyone to use his mostly non existent spine.

Dan Quayle: No Jack Kennedy. Can’t spell potato. American hero.

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Remember how the man’s entire political career got wrecked because he couldn’t spell? It was like an entirely different country back then.

Pretty sure it was wrong on the card given to quayle, he just didn’t think to overrule it.

edit–yeah it was, he even tried to check it but they were all nope everything is perfect, so not completely his fault but that doesn’t matter obviously.

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“I didn’t know Excel used hashtags too”

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Yep

https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1437821731872313344?s=21

Yep

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1437933343560056835?s=21

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Seems to be some major national security announcement from Biden happening, with relevance to the US, the UK and Australia. Apparently going to happen 7am AEST (5pm Eastern)

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Back into Afghanistan. This time we’ll do it right!

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