The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

Too optimistic.

Senator Herschel Walker is going to sound only slightly less weird thanā€¦ wellā€¦ you know.

Speaker of the House Trump?

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Seriously, what are they planning on running on?

ā€œFor the last two years, weā€™ve had the presidency, the house and the senate andā€¦ā€???

Orange man bad

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well in a normal world, stimulus checks, infrastructure, ending wars finally

in this world what I just said a bunch of that is bad somehow

Yeah, not great, but Sinema and Manchin?

$300 per month per child? Ending the war?

Seems like the $300 per month per child should be pushed more prominently.

Its kinda funny, but everyone is down on Biden, but I think heā€™s exceeded expectations. He sucks, but most Americans donā€™t want we want. They want the tall tale of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and America as the beacon for the world. USA #1!

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13 troops died during Bidenā€™s failed ā€œAfghan withdrawā€

I happened to listen to Hannity for a minute today, and yeah GOP is snap gonna impeach Biden over this because this is the closest they can come to anything after they take the house in 2022.

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Certainly possible if not likely this dude is just straight up being bribed.

https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1374796099802824708?s=21

Lobbying is fundamentally the same as bribery. Typical of politicians to carve out an exception for themselves by changing the name of it so it isnā€™t a crime.

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https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1433787576599687169?s=21

https://twitter.com/BCAppelbaum/status/1433787226446602242?s=20

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I seem to be posting a shitload of tweets. Sorry, hereā€™s another.

https://twitter.com/traecrowder/status/1433882691770871808?s=20

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I laughed out loud several times so thanks for posting it.

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https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1434167993769111552

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Thatā€™s sweet and all, but why the hell are they in a hospital bed?

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Thatā€™s where the babies come from, if you want to nab one.

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The hospitals Iā€™ve been in have chairs for people who arenā€™t patients.

I guess you canā€™t fit side by side with your spouse on a chair. Gotta have that for the photo apparently.