Legitimately terrible!
There was a rolled up newspaper full of classified ads just sitting out in the open in my driveway!
On a scale of presidential medal of freedom to Guantanamo bay what does this mean for my future?
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Sounds bad but we need a better source than an op-ed in Newsweek by two Bush cronies
Real or Onion:
New classified documents found at Wilmington Baskin-Robbins
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I resign from Real vs. Onion. Truly anything is possible.
trump:
âi saved hundreds of themâ
âthey were coolâ
garland: âah, well, neverthelessâ
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https://twitter.com/HeidiReports/status/1615890288333180928?s=20&t=xwB6m_5zXxccbnDqFmI6AA
Couldnât process that wall oâ text. Needs some workshoppin.
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Just having stray classified cover sheets can get you in trouble. What a jackass.
(like george costanza screaming âi was in the poolâ) I THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL!
This âworkshopping my tweetsâ thing makes me feel like Trump has lost the concept of his fans liked about him. âI spent three months crafting the perfect 280 character sentenceâ feels like some stuffed shirt GOP coms guy thing.
Yeah, trump only works when heâs spitting off the dome. You need the weird turns of phrase, the misspellings, and the mid sentence sidetracks of a distracted and tortured mind.
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Trump needs a foil.
A short, stocky, bloke with a cancer-ridden wife striding in on white boots ought to do the trick.
Bidenâs hands are registered as lethal weapons classified information
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Turns out Trump taking classified documents to Mar-a-Lago was bad for Biden.
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I hate this timeline so fucking much.
Leftover fortune cookies.