The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

just so we’re clear 1) there isn’t a democrat on the planet who wouldn’t have gotten destroyed in that election
2) voters decide the nominee, the DNC can’t stop anybody

and 3) you all realize that there is literally zero chance a socialist wins florida right, you can’t win FL as a dem straight up losing miami

  1. It’s a joke.
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If Biden doesnt run the clear choice is Newsom

Too much of a Patrick Bateman vibe.

Not sure who is better, though.

Just go all in with the “Tallest Candidate Wins” theory and nominate Fetterman

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:harold:

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delightful

Imagine Biden being dumber than trump. What a fucking world.

Hold on, I’m going to check around my house for classified docs.

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Donkuments are as lol as a got em for Biden as they were for Trump, but probably a good thing in the low probability chance it forces Biden not to run. Not super excited about a fossil campaigning again a not Trump candidate.

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What is Biden doing checking one room in his house a day?

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All I found was an oil change invoice for my wife’s car that she hasn’t had in five years.

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Is it marked “Classified”?

I’ll have you know that’s pretty good formy age young feller

Has anyone searched Hunters house yet

My right wing relative has managed to make 60 tweets about Biden documents in the last 36 hours.

https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/1614313129961480192?t=ocpoDDLpz6QY2z46r8jKYQ&s=19

I was having trouble enjoying my weekend until

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1614281075890728961

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Need a statement (tweet?) from Obama that actually he declassified all of these documents by thinking about them.

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Don’t need Obama. Dank Brandon can do it himself.

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