The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

lightweight and perennially wrong Failing New York Times Columnist

Trump starting to write copy like a newspaperman

https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1613565809078444032?t=5hkaQU-EXVxe-DfmWiQcdw&s=19

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lol Why the fuck are either of these guys taking this shit at home? Are they just hanging out at their vacation homes reading documents and oops some are classified? If I’m at work and there’s a box of documents, I’m not really thinking about bringing them home and putting them in my garage.

Krugman gets stuff wrong and he’s so dumb he admits it! Lol Nobel prize.

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Old people like paper documents. My wife got promoted and inherited her boomer boss’s files and office. Floor to ceiling binders full of reports and presentations and correspondence going back to the 90s.

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Binders are people, my friend.

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I thought that binders contained people, were just chock full of em. Generally women.

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You’re not allowed to assume their gender anymore. You’re cancelled.

CNN’s got a powerpoint

I live in Mitt-state. “Corporations are people, my friend.” is a sentence I will never forget, so I thought why not mash it up.

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lol NYPost

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I will say it again for the people in the back: lol documents.

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Gonna be super cool when Biden is impeached and convicted/resigns over documents

Garland appoints special counsel to probe Biden classified documents

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/01/12/biden-classified-documents-wilmington/

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If this “scandal” keeps him from running on 2024 I’m all for it.

I hope he resigns immediately and Kamala takes over so we get a couple years of entertainment from President Word Salad.

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lolololol this asshole waited like 6 months to raid mar a lago great pick joe

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Sounds good until you find out: “Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress”

In other words, some number of Rs would need to sign off on whoever Kamala nominates

The good news is this presents the House GOP with a problem when they start defunding the special counsels. jk

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I made a helpful infographic

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we’re finding out the government is just like every other workplace; people take shit home they’re not supposed to and nobody does anything about it

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That was my first thought. I am worried at who the DNC is going to pick to run against DeSantis though. Is Jeb off the table? They like running milquetoast former FL Republican governors against DeSantis.

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