The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

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He’s a little behind, we are way past a whistleblower. We have career diplomats testifying in Congress, he better catch up.

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Pro tip: his tweets are a lot more tolerable if you imagine him on his knees with a burlap sack over his head and his hands tied behind his back next to a big hole… squealing this nonsense like a pig while Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell argue nearby about whether to shoot him. Occasionally Nancy waveringly yells “shut the fuck up” at him and they go back to arguing.

This is pretty close to what is actually happening lol.

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POTY

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Trump sure does complain a lot about stuff the Do Nothing Dems are doing.

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Sigh sometimes I wonder why I even post here, fully 10% of the content is “hurrslowponydurr”

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Full thread:

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In a fair world all of the Hannitys, Charlie Kirks and other grifting sycophants making a living off of continously lying to cover for Trump’s crimes and incompetence would all face some consequence like at a bare minimum being shamed out of business. But we all know they will be there to beat the drum against whoever beats Trump (should we be lucky enough to see that happen).

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Let’s cut to the transcript real quick:

President Zelensky: Much more than the European Union especially when we are talking about sanctions against the Russian Federation. I would also like to thank you for your great support in the area of defense. We are ready to continue to cooperate for the next steps, specifically we are almost ready to buy more Javelins from the United States for defense purposes.

Bolded is referencing the $250 million in US aid. Trump’s response:

The President: I would like you to do us a favor though because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it.

He then rambles about servers and Mueller’s incompetence, blah blah blah. Let’s see how Zelensky responds:

President Zelenskyy: Yes it is very important for me and everything that you just mentioned earlier. For me as a
President, it is very important and we are open for any future cooperation. We are ready to open a new page on cooperation in relations between the United States and Ukraine.

Seems like Zelensky picked up on the situation without the quid pro quo being explicitly stated.

Also, Googling for the transcript amused me, because the White House link looks like this:
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Three exclamation points.

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Wait, what? You mean Trump had already signed it and still withheld it? LLLOOOLLLL he’s dumber than I thought. I thought he told Ukraine he would sign it once they got dirt on Biden.

How would Roana McDaniel know. She is not in the house?

Yeah except the part where Sondland implicitly told him the president said “Everything was dependent on an announcement”.