The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

My favorite part was:

“Miami International, one of the biggest airports in the world. Some people say it’s the biggest.”

It’s not even one of the top 10 biggest in the U.S.

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Overheard at a crime scene:

“Hey, sir, the pathological liar holding the knife with the blood all over him said he didn’t do it. Should we take the handcuffs off, let him go and cease all investigation?”

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185 votes on what?

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Schiffs censure

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-impeachment-inquiry-live-updates/2019/10/21/c6630a30-f3e9-11e9-8cf0-4cc99f74d127_story.html

To censure Adam Shiff for misleading the American people. Sure am glad the republicans are worried about disinformation being disseminated.

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My god, one of the replies to Murphy’s thread:

https://twitter.com/marsha_darby/status/1186447446123208704

“it was the best outcome for all except for the loss of life

I just want out

Seriously, any country that would allow this man to be sworn into office is not worth saving. Let us go the way of the Romans.

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Lynching? Really? JFC.

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Actually that does matter.

Presumably that means that 6% of Trump voters in battleground states DO NOT want him to continue as president.

That’s more than enough in many states to tip the scale to the other side, to say nothing of new voters and olds dying off.

Now if only I believed the elections would be fair…

Jaded as I am I still winced.

I mean… that’s literally on the table. Shit is going to get real over the next 10 years with the nasty one-two punch of massively increasing numbers of climate refugees and rampant automation knocking out a sizable % of the remaining total jobs.

Combine that with the fact that our foreign policy is already imploding under God Emperor Orange and we probably are looking at the fall of the empire.

I’m basically fine with it though. We deserve all of this. If we nominate some crappy centrist for 2020 we deserve four more years of Trump too. Sometimes people just need to experience consequences to learn a lesson. The lesson we need to learn is that this ship isn’t unsinkable I guess.

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I thought Republicans were pro-lynching.

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