The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

I gotta say your ability to find awesome tweets doesn’t get as many likes as it deserves.

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1186356573133770753?s=19

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1186360282857254912?s=19

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They seemed like mere curiosities, but know we know they’re really pointless unenforceable norms.

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https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1186335409250426880?s=19

Bye-bye Micky No Nuts

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Trump said that a week ago, and let’s just say Sunday was his final audition (LOLHAHAHAHA).

https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1186317188858298370?s=19

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https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1186310589955657728?s=19

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Yesssssss

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1186332013361545217?s=19

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The media should call Trump out that he never mentioned “doing it for free, if legally permissible” until after he abandoned doing it at his resort.

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https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1186292443123204101?s=19

Wrong thread…

I didn’t realize kreative was also handling the Unstuck Twitter account. She has a gift for the medium.

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Eric also claimed

“If my father travels, they stay at our properties for free,” Trump said. “So everywhere that he goes, if he stays at one of his places, the government actually spends, meaning it saves a fortune because if they were to go to a hotel across the street, they’d be charging them $500 a night, whereas, you know we charge them, like $50,” he added.”

https://www.axios.com/donald-trump-properties-taxpayer-campaigns-presidency-91e3755d-23cd-42d1-897d-c0c81ac509dd.html

It was $16m in spending in June 2008

Must be a lot of $50/night rooms.

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He already brought that up himself. He said something to the effect that he didn’t announce that earlier because the Dems would have yelled about that, too

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Just want to go on record that I think Trump’s telling the truth about the presidency costing him money. His golf resorts are toxic, rents and sales are down, people are taking his name off buildings, he can’t sign any new deals for like Trump anal leakage pads, can’t launder as much Russian money, etc. He’s grifting as much as he can to keep his head above water, but it ain’t easy.

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Well, I’m rooting for the financial ruin of him, his children, and his children’s children. There’s no violence involved, so it’s okay to root for that, right?

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https://twitter.com/brhodes/status/1186372600022196226?s=19

Bringing the troops home, in body bags.

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What about going to war with Iraq for doing what Saddam thought that he was told he could do in Kuwait?

Apparently, what Trump is doing now isn’t bad enough to change minds, so only an incredible disaster that makes things an order of magnitude worse might turn some people against him, and even that might not be enough. What would make Republicans in the Senate turn against this Orange Caligula? If you believe some accounts, one motive of the man who brought Caligula down was someone who was repeatedly berated and called names by Caligula. Does that remind us of someone we know?

https://twitter.com/brhodes/status/1186372600022196226?s=19

In Soviet America, your own NATO allies bomb you

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