The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

David Rothkopf
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Just got this via text: “You are a retarded kike. You dont want to win 2020. You enjoy complaining about Trump.” It was accompanied by this and other anti-semitic art. This is Trumpism. The instances of this & worse happening in my life have increased a thousandfold since 2016.

Edit: I’m not comfortable showing the photo that’s in this tweet tbh…

Breaking news, racist homophobe americans are also antisemities.

In other breaking news, peanut butter is a pretty legit sandwich topping in my opinion and goes well with turkey, on a burger and many other ways. Jelly not so much. +1 natural peanut butter but I must imagine that people who like smooth must hate that stuff. I’ve always been a crunchy peanut butter guy but we are in the minority for sure.

Speaking of peanut butter, apparently this is a thing:

To add to the peanut butter derail, this is a very good peanut butter (and appropriate for this group) beer.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/1200907227596505088

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But China’s paying for the farm bailout so the more suffering farmers, the better, right? #Checkmate

It’s always jam and not jelly, but “peanut butter and jam” doesn’t sound right. Strawberry is the most common for me, but blackberry, raspberry, apricot and others all happen as well.

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China is paying for the wall too, #checkmatelibtards #logicandreason

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Yeah PBJ is great with a wide range of jams. I mostly do apricot but basically anything will work.

Thank you all. I’ve been vaguely wondering about it as a sandwich for 25+ years, I guess one day I should try it.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1201207249953263617
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Unfortunately, their plan is to remove all the LGTBQI people…

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All this talk of peanut butter varieties and not a single mention of Nutella. But I do mostly prefer natural peanut butter. Smuckers GOAT.

A long time ago, someone was criticizing my eating choices and told me I should stop eating pop tarts and start eating something healthy, like toast and jam. I still smile about that one.

No, you can skip it. They’re insipid sugar bombs for children, not for adults with developed palates.

Well, as someone who grew up in the north of England before my country discovered you can actually have nice food, I’ve certainly had my fair share of crisp butties (potato chip sandwiches).

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banana and crisp sandwiches are amazing.

with margarine obv.

Anyone feeling recharged and refreshed for the incoming news cycle? I think its been nice to come in here for the PB&J derail. Take a breath for the next marathon.

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Am I misremembering that margarine is the one that’s really really bad for you? Aka the one that tastes best