The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

You got me. I am a big super secret trumpkin. I’ve been infiltrating this whole time. #MAGA

Lol idiot.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199352946187800578
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199352973568151552
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199352977934487553
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https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1199354488466944000?s=21

What does this mean?

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Absolutely nothing.

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say it again, HUH!

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Getting the 5th justice on the Supreme Court was like when Tommy got made, but without the whacking. None of the lawbro stuff means anything.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1199123803495903233

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Can’t wait for Preet’s next podcast!

https://twitter.com/glennkirschner2/status/1199356419419648000?s=21

Like it’s all fun for these lawyers who presumably are getting paid a lot of money to dress up in nice suits and write flowery briefs and feel important, but absolutely nothing any of them are doing, save actual criminal prosecution, means jack fucking shit.

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Categories of Trump tweets:

  1. Bullshit
  2. Lies
  3. Crimes
  4. Idiocy
  5. The 1-4 combo
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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1199353380390547457

Coveffe :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1199342048899293189

Any day now, I’m sure!

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1199319394083426305?s=19