The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

I’m sort of serious. If you limit the pool to eligible people who don’t have serious mental/physical health concerns and maybe like one or two other factors, I really don’t think they would do any worse than Trump/Bush or virtually any republican and a great many democrats

I’ve suggested as much in the past. Maybe 3 or 4 nominees chosen by lottery and then vote between them?

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https://twitter.com/jbwolfsthal/status/1196790444090429440?s=21

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LOL. And nobody remembered to save the notes because of what?

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Where even was she 3 years ago? Spicey didn’t even lie about these notes which is uncharacteristic for this administration.

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Yeah my first reaction was “How would you know outside of HEARSAY!”

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She’s the third press secretary, so one might say TRIPLE HEARSAY.

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Shitfaced at a bar somewhere I assume.

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She worked on the campaign, the transition, and then initially as a deputy for Spicer.

Which doesn’t mean she wasn’t also shit-faced at a bar somewhere.

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I know so many people like Stephanie Lieface. The only appropriate response is laughter and humiliation. The pained outrage has less than no effect.

Present tense included

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1196811265970245637?s=19

https://twitter.com/sethdmichaels/status/1196813365542305794?s=19

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My bad; for some reason I thought he was peaking around 84-85%

This is the face of a heavy drinker and I’d bet she chain smokes too.

Those pupils are awfully dilated for being on a bright ass TV set.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1196832113447845889
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Guess he’s not dead after all

No one has seen him in public since Walter Reed so maybe

That last tweet about stock market bragging had Trump written all over it.

It’s a style that’s trivial for a staffer to imitate.