The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Good point. That and he mostly tweets about the Dow, rarely about Nasdaq alone in a tweet.

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Maybe Trump is just pretty incapacitated and will remain mostly so for the rest of his life and he’ll lose the 2020 election because all the Q people will stay home, thinking that he’s been replaced by a lizard replicant.

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Just from the waist down! /melaniaRimShot

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This is Trump’s response to a reporter asking about the physical. His brain is fried.

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Wtf

The whole meeting:

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I swear to god I thought he was still talking about Melania in the red text at first. His brain is rotting hamburger.

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The woman who SCREAMS at the press “LET’S GO! MOVE IT! PRESS IS OUT OF HERE! LET’S GO!! NOW! MOVE IT!! WE’RE DONE!!” after all these meetings must love her life.

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https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1196840035359830016?s=19

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In a row

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https://mobile.twitter.com/cbn2/status/1196844953525276673

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That’s legitimately big news. Jesus. We aren’t going to be able to undo any of this damage I don’t think.

I’m weirdly conflicted about it because I’m all for uprooting the military industrial complex, and that involves pulling back our troops from Germany, Japan, and S Korea… but now that it’s actually happening my feelings are very mixed.

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That is very, very bad. Unless you’re Vladimir Putin, of course.

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Onion

Nope, Trump’s just giving away decades of diplomatic work.

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I’m hopeful that simply because Trump is such a shitshow, that the rest of the world will treat us in 2020 like the guy with the completely batshit girlfriend who he has now managed to dump. It’s over, it was regrettable, and we can all move on with out lives.

MM MD

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This development with South Korea will likely be viewed as a major milestone in the downfall of the United States as the leading global superpower and a major milestone in the rise of China as the leading global superpower.

Is it still reversible? Maybe, I don’t know… But the track we’re on is very bad.

I don’t think it’s going to be that easy this time. The rest of the world gave us a mulligan with Bush 43.

They’re not likely to be so forgiving again. Nor should they be.

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Yeah this is really it. We’re super unreliable at this point. There’s no way to be sure that this is the last time we bring home a crazy GF. It’s like if the crazy GF burned down your house… it doesn’t matter if that was the last straw you’re done with him too. The guy with a tendency to enable crazy chicks is the vector that this insanity gets into your life through.

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