Those doddering old Senators are like a parody of modern Dems. “Ooooh, dammit we had him but now he changed his story, shucks!”
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God, I wish the left was as badass as Trump says it is.
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I laughed then I cried.
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Nicholas is right. This post cannot get enough love.
But…but…but you’re under oath! Jesus, Johnson, what do we do if he violates the rules? Doesn’t he understand how rules work?!
I don‘t remember reading this in this thread, so I apologize if my pony is slow.
I’m working on it.
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Mattis said “I won my spurs on the battlefield. He won his from a doctor’s note”.
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It was, but like Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch, it cannot be released until it has reached the number third
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And we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.
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Guy behind me in line at Costco with a MAGA hat. I had to turn away because I couldnt stand looking at him. Woman behind me says “GREAT HAT!” in the fucking loudest voice I’ve ever heard in a Costco and I physically cringe.
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Now now, we don’t know that Baron is a Russian agent.
Edit: oh, you said former
I hope you did your best to fart.
Disclaimer: Flatulence is not a chemical weapon attack so this is not a call to violence.
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https://twitter.com/Wwm_Shakespeare/status/1184933430892601345
https://twitter.com/Wwm_Shakespeare/status/1184886881646977025
https://twitter.com/Wwm_Shakespeare/status/1184883681434968064
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I must know those two names!
Compulsive confessions are a major stumbling block to retaining the loyalty of congressional Republicans.
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