The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

I missed this.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1184900281928208387

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Stop lanking Jennifer Rubin.

This seems significant, but not at all surprising. I think we all would have bought “Barr improperly redacted Mueller Report” at like .95 on PredictIt and considered it an automatic profit situation if it could be proven.

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Step 1. Demonise the objects of your hatred by depicting them as non-human.
Step 2. Extermination

They’re not alien, they are brainwashed. Most have been conditioned through years of consumption of FoxNews and conservative media. They are still human. I pity them, living life wracked with fear and driven by hate.

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https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1185005276421902342

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Talk is cheap, Lisa.

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https://twitter.com/glennkirschner2/status/1185138243530084352?s=19

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https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1185134287408025600?s=19

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We really are part of the Axis in WW3

Thanks awful

I’ve been saying it for a while, the US is officially in the cabal of overt evil nations.

At least in the past we did our dirt under wraps, now we do it out in the open.

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My wife had a garage sale with a neighbor last weekend. Unfortunately it was only one day because of weather and one juicy item didn’t sell: a signed copy of Rudy Giuliani’s book. She’s from New York and her parents had it from the days when Rudy was respected.

She didn’t put a note on it to say it was signed. I told her that if she had another day for the garage sale, she should’ve priced it at $50 because SOMEBODY around here would think it’s amazing and want the autograph of a TRUE PATRIOT.

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https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1185146272875008003?s=19

Not to mention the reports of white phosphorus attacks on Kurdish civilians as well.

SCENE: A lonely cabin in the woods, the sun has set. A family of four is cuddled up watching the ALCS on the television.
Suddenly, the front door is kicked open, and a man wearing a hockey mask steps inside brandishing a chainsaw! The family screams and tries to flee as they are chased outside by the man with the chainsaw. As they run through the misty night air, an unlikely hero emerges in front of them: “It’s President Trump!” Squeals the wife in delight. The President confidently strides forward, ready to fix this emerging crisis.

“Thank you President Trump, we voted for you, we’re your biggest ALLIES!”

Trump approaches the man with the chainsaw, calling out “Don’t be a tough guy, don’t be a fool, we can make a great deal! You don’t want to be remembered as Satan, do you? I can destroy you economically, I will do it! I will levy a tax on chainsaws!”

The man with the chainsaw shrugs, and asks in a deep, ethereal voice “What do you want?”

Trump replies “I want a good deal. I want you to stop killing these people.”

“No.” Boomed back the deep voice.

“OK, fine, but you’ve gotta give them time to get away. Maybe like to the count of five?”

The man with the chainsaw revved the motor and took a step towards the family.

“Glad we could come to a deal. I won’t bother with the chainsaw tax! We made a great deal!”

The man with the chainsaw advances on the family as they scream in horror, rooted with fear to the ground on which they stand.

The scene cuts to an interview with Trump praising himself for his successful “rescue”:

“At the end of the day, chainsaw guy is a great man and he made a very smart deal with me. This is an all time historic deal and I think everyone is happy. Chainsaw guy sent me a wonderful letter that was very complimentary and included a picture of the wife’s head—she was smiling!”

“It’s just a pity none of the family was left aLIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!”

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