The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

The problem with the wall as a political issue is that probably more than half the Democrats want it.

Lol

Recommend reading through the twitter thread. Glad the US is playing the role of Colonel Klink to the tunes of billions of dollars.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1190660084784779264

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1190666385418080257
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Obama is a POS

Half of Trump’s 11k tweets are attacks. 2k are him praising himself.

https://apple.news/AzSQAQuw7Qhi1cOOTDKqWmA

Foreign intelligence services try to catch his attention

Twitter accounts tied to state-sponsored propaganda operations in China, Iran and Russia have directed thousands of posts at Mr. Trump. The accounts frequently promoted conspiracy theories or support for Mr. Trump’s policies. One wrote, “We love you Mr. President!” Mr. Trump retweeted it.

You’ve probably never seen him tweet in public
That’s because he doesn’t like to wear the reading glasses he needs to see his iPhone screen. Instead, the president dictates tweets to Dan Scavino, the White House social media director.

I know it’s Donnie Dum Dum, but why does Trump think glasses make you look weak? Has anyone in the history of mankind other than Trump looked at someone wearing glasses and thought “This person is a pussy”?

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It’s a near lock that they used the cheapest materials possible so that the profit margin for the grifters was as high as possible so that the grifters had as much as possible built in to donate to Trump and the GOP to secure the contracts.

I’m surprised the wall isn’t built out of repurposed soda cans from a recycling bin.

Has anybody seen anything about who ultimately got the contracts?

And what was your presidency Barack? Faux-Liberalism right? Where you spent most of your terms getting shit on by Republicans and even some in your own party and then bending over backwards to appease them and “work together”. Also maybe I am wrong but I haven’t seen you out there protesting this nonsense either.

GTFO with this bullshit.

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Donald Trump is the one guy who watches an 80s ski movie and positively identifies with the preppy douche villain.

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Only the intellectual elites want to look smart

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Trump is a fourth grader and that’s about the time the “four eyes” insult peaked 60 years ago

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With the amount of money he inherited from his father, if Trump had even so much as a molecule of cool about him he’d have got fucked up on drink/drugs for a while like most rich kids do.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1190693144310009858
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If I’m not mistaken, you shouldn’t be able to if it’s true hardened steel (cept maybe with a diamond-edge blade?), but most of the locks that say “hardened steel” aren’t. Do you remember the brand of padlock?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1190694747716886528
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But how is he on military and vets

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