The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

It’s crazy, but I am definitely sensing this is where they’re going.

I’m going to slightly disagree with this take. From everything I’ve read, it looks like Zelenskyy had agreed to the quid pro quo (Taylor made it very clear to Zelenskyy’s people that if that aid wasn’t released by September 30 it would be gone forever), and was preparing to do a public statement about investigations right after the funding was released (an interview on CNN scheduled for September 13). The statement didn’t happen because the two senators (not related to the interview) and especially Bill Taylor appeared to have talked his people out of him doing the interview.

https://twitter.com/theglare_tm/status/1190240819929894918?s=21

Lol Peggy Noonan

https://mobile.twitter.com/WSJ/status/1190546601254817792

In this case (and maybe only in this case) I think Noonan is right - but only because Bolton, who would have cheerfully started WW 3 if he got the chance, can really fuck with Trump. Enemy of my enemy is my friend, and all that.

MM MD

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tRUmp just eased sanctions on Iran so they could continue their nuclear program, that should put Bolton’s lawnmower in orbit.

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1190471873923960832?s=19

"it has more to do with the divisive rhetoric and the enabling of conspiracy theories and widening the divide in this country. My wife and I stand for inclusion and acceptance, and we’ve done work with refugees, people that come from, you know, the ‘shithole countries,’ ”

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https://twitter.com/brithume/status/1190280996240928769?s=21

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https://mobile.twitter.com/NickMiroff/status/1190591463438127106

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What sort of crime is “attempted” murder anyway? Do they give a Nobel prize for “attempted” physics?

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I’ve always been of the opinion that attempted murder should not be on the books. No reward for incompetence.

https://mobile.twitter.com/nytimes/status/1190594411337531393

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Inb4 Trump tweets “Doolittle? Of course Doolittle is a Do Liddle Democrat. That’s why the stadium was booing. They were booing him.”

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I believe Doolittle is also a DSA member

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He’s a thoughtful guy (obviously), has a relative with disability and specifically cited Trump mocking the disabled reporter. Good for him.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/nationals/sean-doolittle-and-eireann-dolan-may-be-baseballs-most-woke-couple/2018/03/27/646b32ca-2dda-11e8-8688-e053ba58f1e4_story.html

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A Sawzall will go through just about anything. I’ve cut off a decent padlock. It’s not likely they made the whole fence out of steel that hard. (No, I was not stealing.)

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Guys, you can’t impeach him for doing the impeachable crimes because he’s really bad at doing the impeachable crimes and failed to successfully carry out the impeachable crimes all the way to their fruitful end. It’s a total with hunt, you see, because every time he breaks the law, he ultimately fails to carry out his ultimate impeachable criminal act.

Just wait until he succeeds in committing impeachable crimes to totally subvert democracy and the will of the people, then if you win the next election after that you can impeach him then.

Silly Democrats!

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It’s a near lock that they used the cheapest materials possible so that the profit margin for the grifters was as high as possible so that the grifters had as much as possible built in to donate to Trump and the GOP to secure the contracts.

I’m surprised the wall isn’t built out of repurposed soda cans from a recycling bin.

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I would love nothing better than a headline, preferably right after a humiliating 2020 Trump defeat, about huge sections of the wall collapsing and the rest being declared too dangerous to let stand.

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