The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

I saw a Real Sports episode last year that said Jeter was running the team into the ground. It would be perfect for Trump manage such a spectacle.

Photoshop his head onto the manager in Major League I.

Fraternal Order of Police was one of the few organizations who signed on to licensing and regulating online poker so they’re obviously for sale

Pretty sure this is the most correct Trump has ever been.

Wow Twitter doing the right thing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jack/status/1189634360472829952

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1189643818431406080
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During a shutdown, unless they voluntarily give up or donate salary, lawmakers would get paid in full thanks to Article 1, Section 6 of the Constitution and a permanent appropriation. That protection doesn’t extend to staff, who would either work without pay or be furloughed.

Because impeachment is a constitutional responsibility, lawmakers could continue working on the inquiry without violating the Antideficiency Act, which prevents agencies from spending federal dollars without congressional approval or above the amount appropriated.

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Moscow Mitch, repeat after me: The Dems had no power in 2017 and 2018, none.

Would love to see proof of that headline there Mitch…

Nice to see that Moscow isn’t prejudging or anything

“And that is why we cannot bring this matter to a vote in the Senate. The voters should decide.” - Moscow Mitch

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It’s ridiculous on its face. Even if you allowed his claim, it would be like if we elected a serial killer and Dems said well, that guy is probably going to jail, hopefully while in office, but obviously we have a lot of letters to write before we get to that point.

Yea basically the whole thing they are pushing is “you would have liked to impeach him from the start, and since that’s the case, he can’t ever be impeached?”

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I leave it to you which is superior

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“The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.” - Mitch McConnell, October 2010

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https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1189636292461711361?s=19

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https://twitter.com/GovHowardDean/status/1189391760767803392?s=19

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Thanks NFL.

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So he refuses to uphold his constitutional duty?

10 ways to predict the future

1. Anthropomancy - divination by the entrails of men.
2. Armomancy - divination by the shoulders of beasts.
3. Belomancy - divination by arrows.
4. Gastromancy - divination by stomach noises.
5. Gyromancy - divination by walking in a circle until the subject falls over from dizziness.
6. Myomancy - divination by movements of mice.
7. Omphalomancy - divination by knots on the umbilical cord.
8. Onychomancy - divination by fingernails.
9. Rhapsodomancy - divination by random selection of a line of poetry.
10. Tyromancy - divination by cheese.

I suggest we add
11. Natsomancy - divination by whether the Nats win or lose the World Series tonight and by how much.

Nats win big, the dotard is getting impeached, possibly removed or loses in a landslide
Nats win small, the dotard is getting impeached, acquitted, but loses the election in a close contest
Astros win small, the dotard is still getting impeached, but acquitted and reelected in a demoralizing replay of 2016
Astros win big, WAAF

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