It was probably something like:
Aide: Sir, the military says they need your authorization to kill al Baghdadi
Trump: Sure whatever, I’m off to the golf course.
Political hack1: Wait sir, this could actually be a big deal. if we spin this properly it could be your bin Laden moment. Remember all the good press Obama got after the raid? We can get all that, with a picture from the situation room and everything. You’ll look so Presidential!
Trump: I told you not to use his name around me. But I like it. But make sure and spin it so that my raid looks way better than his raid. This al Bagdad guy needs to be the worst guy ever, way worse than bin Laden. And the raid needs to be harder and I need to look more Presidential than that black guy did. And we need a way to thank Russia.
PH1: Of course sir. Brilliant thinking as always.
Trump: And I want a picture like the black dude had, but in mine I’m going to look way more Presidential. Guy wasn’t even wearing a suit.
PH1: Of course sir. Amazing ideas.
Trump: Make sure there are generals in there too. Not those low level guys like he had.
PH1: Excellent sir. Just outstanding plan sir. I’m honored to be in your presence. Should we also have some cabinet people? SecState for instance?
Trump: State? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you see the mess that asshole Pompeo is dragging me into with his stupid people over there? I should fire you for that fucking bullshit.
Ph1: I’m sorry sir, I beg your pardon. I just thought…
Trump: Don’t think. I’ll handle the thinking around here. That’s what I’m here for remember? 309 electoral votes and she only got 230. Fucking Hillary.
PH1: Actually sir it was 306-232. But still an amazing victory, sir. People are still talking about.
Trump: You really are an idiot, you know that? I really should fire you now for sure. But set up the photo and we’ll see how I feel tomorrow. Just get Pence and that new guy Esperson or whatever.
PH1: Yes of course sir.
Trump: And generals! I want those generals!
