Could you imagine seeing all these war criminals get pardoned and you worked your ass off for him and he doesn’t bother pardoning you when you did all that shit because he told you to do it.
Sure everyone with a functioning brain saw that coming but still.
Lol Nunes more like Moones
https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article237802609.html
So this is what you clowns settled on as the reason months after the fact? Please provide documentation that this was the case in advance.
And that’s the story of how the Fuhrer saved Christmas AND Thanksgiving. Now gather round kids, for after we sing “Donald, the Orange-Skinned Fuhrer” and “Donald Trump is Coming to Town!” we’ll tell you the story of how God’s Chosen King invented Trumpmas for all of us on December 26th!
You know Abraham Lincoln and George Washington
Saint Ronald Reagan and Robert E. Lee.
But do you recall, the most famous president of all?
Donald the orange-skinned fuhrer,
sprayed his skin from head to toe,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the stupid liberals,
used to laugh and call him names,
they tried to impeach poor Donald,
but McConnell saved the day.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Melania came to say,
Donald with your skin so bright,
get out of my bed tonight!
Then how the ladies loved him,
The Republican girls shouted out with glee,
Donald the orange-skinned fuhrer,
Won’t you grab me by the pussy?
Merry Trumpmas, kids!
I’m trying to think of other holidays that are going to get canceled. Saint Patrick’s Day for being too white. 4th of July moved because it falls on Ramadan. Etc.
for them has to be Earth/Arbor day because fuck earth is one of their main goals. Then labor day, get back to work.
Narcs love to make up shit (war on christmas) that got old so now it’s a new war on thanksgiving.
For us, it’s columbus day because he was a piece of trash and really it’s only religious people that made that a thing in the first place.
Fuck it, I’m ready to take on Easter and merge it into May Day as a general purpose springtime fertility fest that includes children dancing around phallic symbols and has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus.
Over in S2orm+F2ont, Quick Ben is indeed whining about liberals canceling Thanksgiving
I was kind of caught halfway in between parodying the cult and a potential dear leader type future and just shitting all over Trump. I decided to just mix both in. It definitely has multi-verse potential.
Of course the real move is to rewrite a bunch of songs, record them, sell it as A Very MAGA Christmas album for $50, get Trump to retweet it, and donate the proceeds to Bernie.
Next level is for all the 30 second samples to sound pro Trump, but the end of every song shits on him lol… Non-zero chance they order copies at the White House before discovering it.
Trump body count still lower than Clinton’s.
I took a quick peek at Aubrey’s twitter and YIKES
But the libs booed Melania, they’re the real threat to America.
