You know Abraham Lincoln and George Washington
Saint Ronald Reagan and Robert E. Lee.
But do you recall, the most famous president of all?
Donald the orange-skinned fuhrer,
sprayed his skin from head to toe,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the stupid liberals,
used to laugh and call him names,
they tried to impeach poor Donald,
but McConnell saved the day.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Melania came to say,
Donald with your skin so bright,
get out of my bed tonight!
Then how the ladies loved him,
The Republican girls shouted out with glee,
Donald the orange-skinned fuhrer,
Won’t you grab me by the pussy?
Merry Trumpmas, kids!