The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1199654943831068672?s=19

Our new allies, gotta love being part of the axis of evil.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199700732804554752
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And it’s been reported countless times but blue check so Twitter does nothing.

Meanwhile you’ll get a weeklong ban for calling Sarah Huckabee fat or her dad a redneck.

Facebook gets all the high heat lately but Twitter might be an even bigger cancer. Social media is just the nut low in Internet history.

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Truth.

Sometimes I wonder if social media is just a natural progression of the Internet and was thus unavoidable or if there are other timelines in which social media never existed.

I’d rather be in one of those other timelines.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1199439769601814528

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Surely a coincidence.

So we know Trump told Zelensky to talk to Rudy.

And Sondland said the Three Amigos didn’t want to work with Rudy but did so at Trump’s explicit direction.

But now Trump says he doesn’t know anything about what Rudy was up to in Ukraine, “you’d have to ask him” about that!

So now I just don’t know what to believe. Could it be that even Rudy turns out to be a deep state operative who was working against Trump the whole time?

Since there’s just no way to know what actually happened, I guess we have to conclude that, as usual, Trump is the real victim here!

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https://twitter.com/MollyMcKew/status/1199710642497867783?s=19

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What in the actual fuck!

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Wow, turns out Kirstjen Nielsen really was an evil piece of shit the whole time.

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That is just straight up fraud and conspiracy with a butt load of individual victims to rack up sentencing. The judicial system will save us.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199718185865535490
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WTF

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It’s quaint to say, “What.if Obama did that?” but, like, come on, what if he did? What if Clinton issued a press release like that?

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Obama desperately needs to tweet a shop of himself as Apollo Creed now.

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And he’s still not as fit as Daddy Vlad.

Putin obv Drago, un as clubber lange?

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1.???
2. Make a fake university for foreign students.
3. Grant them legal visas, take their money, let them come.
4. Lol, deport them instead of teaching them.
5. PROFIT!

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Story is absolutely insane. I suppose federal employees probably have criminal immunity but state and local prosecutors need to figure out how to charge the people involved. It’s textbook fraud.

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